Kevin Malone

Thursday, January 19, 2006

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Kevin Malone, Accountant that is bald, over-weight, often scowls. Plays in a Steve Miller tribute band and is a very subdued man.

22 Comments

  1. Brian says:

    Plays in a Steve Miller tribute band

    Better make that a Police cover band…

  2. Sarah says:

    He has a fiance named Stacy.

    He had a brief cancer scare that later turned out to be negative (but Michael still said that they’d beat it)

    He got himself for secret santa. He was supposed to tell somebody, but he didn’t.

  3. John Webster says:

    His band’s name is “Scrantonicity”. In the health care episode we learned that he, at the very least knows there is someone in the office who, is suffering from anal fissures.

  4. Senor Dave says:

    Loves the foot bath more than a video Ipod!

  5. Emily says:

    His favorite number is 69 and he loves Cup-o-Noodles.

    Won the gold medal for how many M & M’s he could put in his mouth at one time in Office Olympics.

  6. Emily says:

    Plays paper football with Oscar…call it hate ball because Angela really hates it.

  7. Johnny says:

    Bought himself a footbath for christmas during secret santa.

  8. Marty says:

    The best basketball player in the office. Made at least 6 straight three-pointers in the outtakes.

  9. jeri says:

    Kevin also likes to set the thermostat at 69.

  10. Mindy Swank says:

    Was told by Roy that his band, Scrantonicity will play at Roy and Pam’s wedding.

  11. Becky says:

    Both he and his mother have been the object of Jim’s affection. Jim picks him as his “Person You’d Do” during desert island in “Fire Drill”. And in “The Alliance” Kevin tells Jim to stay away from his mom and Jim says, “Too late, Kev.”

  12. Becki says:

    His favorite movie is American Pie, but he loaned his DVD to Creed, and therefore will probably not be getting it back.

  13. Mare says:

    Is worried about Stacy’s daughter finding “stuff” on his computer.

    Laughs at Michael’s narc joke in “Drug Testing.”

    Thinks Pam’s mom is a “MmmmmmMILF.” (possibly his best line)

    Famous for his goofy grin.

  14. Jennifer says:

    He won a title at the World Series of Poker.

  15. Trisha says:

    Jim and Pam mention buying him 69 cup o’ noodles. Not because it is dirty, but because his number is 69. He was hired for Pam’s wedding band by Roy, which was horrible since pam and Jim had such a good time laughing at the band’s video TOGETHER. Without Roy. He also likes Pam a little too much.

  16. Justin S says:

    “Maybe i should’ve taken the ipod. Oh shoooot….”

  17. Emily says:

    “Who would give Kevin an award? Dunkin’ Donuts?”

  18. Elisabeth says:

    Phyllis beats him in poker.

    His cancer scare lead to great JAM scenes in the Rite Aide.

  19. Ashley says:

    I don’t know if this is at all relevant but I think Kevin is the most like it’s English’s counterpart, Keith. They are both so cute, like a teddy bear you want to cuddle with. : )

  20. i want to go to magic camp says:

    Kevin is the man, he apparently shows all of the signs of being on drugs……Hey.

  21. Jaime says:

    His favorite word is Niceeeee

  22. Zoe says:

    Won the “Don’t Go In After Me Award” at the annual Dundies because Michael went in the bathroom after him and it smelled really bad.

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