Vote For The “Daughter To Work” Haiku Winner
The entries are in for the latest haiku contest. The entries are getting awesome. I’ve selected the three finalists…now you can vote for the winner.
1.Come here little girl
You are not as strong as me
You are so weak, Jim
2.Teach your children well
But don’t mess with Stanley’s girl
Ryan’s running scared.
3.Dwight can’t play guitar
Ukelele skills don’t count
My theory is that…
You are not as strong as me
You are so weak, Jim
2.Teach your children well
But don’t mess with Stanley’s girl
Ryan’s running scared.
3.Dwight can’t play guitar
Ukelele skills don’t count
My theory is that…
If you’ve read thru this, be sure to leave a vote in the comments. It only takes a moment.
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March 21st, 2006 21:44
my favorite would have to be number 1
March 21st, 2006 22:33
2
March 21st, 2006 22:51
number 3
March 22nd, 2006 03:43
1
March 22nd, 2006 04:47
I have to go with 1, but all three are great!
March 22nd, 2006 05:20
All brilliant, but #3 does it for me.
March 22nd, 2006 05:58
Number 2
March 22nd, 2006 06:01
1
March 22nd, 2006 06:26
1
March 22nd, 2006 06:39
#1
March 22nd, 2006 06:41
1
March 22nd, 2006 06:42
I like number 1 the most
March 22nd, 2006 07:19
#2
March 22nd, 2006 08:01
2
March 22nd, 2006 08:03
3
March 22nd, 2006 08:41
#1
March 22nd, 2006 10:24
1
March 22nd, 2006 10:33
#3 pls
March 22nd, 2006 10:35
2
March 22nd, 2006 10:56
Nummer 1!
March 22nd, 2006 11:49
#1
March 22nd, 2006 11:58
1
March 22nd, 2006 12:05
2
March 22nd, 2006 12:15
#3
March 22nd, 2006 12:15
#2
March 22nd, 2006 13:02
#3
March 22nd, 2006 13:35
#3
March 22nd, 2006 14:14
1!
March 22nd, 2006 14:26
1!
March 22nd, 2006 14:47
1
March 22nd, 2006 15:24
2!
March 22nd, 2006 15:27
#1 all the way!
March 22nd, 2006 15:49
1
March 22nd, 2006 16:37
#1!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2006 16:59
1
March 22nd, 2006 17:17
my vote is for #1
please and thank you.
March 22nd, 2006 17:38
#2.
March 22nd, 2006 18:43
#1 is the only one
March 22nd, 2006 18:44
1
March 22nd, 2006 18:53
1
March 23rd, 2006 10:40
2!
March 23rd, 2006 11:27
1
March 23rd, 2006 18:47
1
bump
March 23rd, 2006 20:07
Number 2! Number 2!
March 23rd, 2006 20:08
1
Three doesn’t even make sense. Dwight could play. It was Michael who couldn’t.
March 24th, 2006 06:02
#2
March 24th, 2006 10:12
They’re all great! But I pick #3
March 25th, 2006 09:48
3
March 25th, 2006 10:53
Thank you Brian, #45! Frankly, I’m disappointed that 44 other office fans didn’t outright disqualify #3 for it’s inaccuracy. A haiku, in response:
Forgotten, perhaps?
Michael cannot play guitar.
Mind you, Dwight’s not great.
March 26th, 2006 14:32
1