“Health Care” Haiku Contest
Here we go again…time for the weekly haiku contest. This week the episode is “Health Care“.
Remember, a Haiku is a “Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.” So basically, you have to have three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables and they don’t have to rhyme. Of course, instead of nature or season, we are going to write about that weeks episode. It can sum up the whole plot, or just one part that you liked.
Leave some haikus of your own…or just make a comment about those you are enjoying from others.
Jim locks the workspace
Dwight showers authority
But Pam stops the reign
Dwight showers authority
But Pam stops the reign
Your turn…
March 27th, 2006 08:57
My contribution:
You liars. Teeth can’t melt.
Who’s got anal fissures or
Countchoculitis?
March 27th, 2006 08:58
Ack! Let me fix that–
You lie! Teeth can’t melt.
Who’s got anal fissures or
Countchoculitis?
March 27th, 2006 11:08
What is the suprise?
No ride into the coal mine.
Ice cream Sandwiches!
March 27th, 2006 13:08
Robot infection
It is an epidemic
Just like Jim and Pam
March 27th, 2006 13:15
Hot dog fingers? Yep.
I often get them after
drinking tequila
March 27th, 2006 14:03
Michael can’t do it
Can’t even wing a surprise
Dwight does thankless job
March 27th, 2006 15:17
Bird flu, a trifle
Fear cereal pandemics
Count Choculitis
Afraid to offend
Michael hides in his office
Squirming in failure
Despite Dwight Shrute’s doubts
Anal fissures do exist
Woe unto Kevin
March 27th, 2006 16:16
I Don’t need Health Care
In the Wild, there’s no health care
I’m not Dead, You’re Dead!
March 27th, 2006 16:21
Edit:
I Don’t need Health Care
In the Wild, there’s no health care
I’m not Dead, Youre Dead!
March 27th, 2006 19:03
When will Michael learn
That if Dwight rules the office
Health care will suffer?
March 27th, 2006 20:15
Dwight’s ‘plan’ sheds light on
melting teeth, anal fissures
vagina? intact.
March 28th, 2006 11:03
Jan needs gold care plan
Michael must find a surprise
but bowling won’t do
or
company saves money
twelve hundred deductable
when Dwight is in charge
March 29th, 2006 05:51
Dwight’s health care plan sucks
Jim makes up fake diseases
Inverted penis
March 29th, 2006 06:09
Employees hate Dwight
He goes on a power trip
Thinks he’s a lion
March 29th, 2006 20:49
Dwight’s an idiot
His keys are stolen by Jim
Door is locked, good luck