Here we go again…time for the weekly haiku contest. This week the episode is “Health Care“.
Remember, a Haiku is a “Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.” So basically, you have to have three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables and they don’t have to rhyme. Of course, instead of nature or season, we are going to write about that weeks episode. It can sum up the whole plot, or just one part that you liked.
Leave some haikus of your own…or just make a comment about those you are enjoying from others.
Jim locks the workspace
Dwight showers authority
But Pam stops the reign
Dwight showers authority
But Pam stops the reign
Your turn…
My contribution:
You liars. Teeth can’t melt.
Who’s got anal fissures or
Countchoculitis?
Ack! Let me fix that–
You lie! Teeth can’t melt.
Who’s got anal fissures or
Countchoculitis?
What is the suprise?
No ride into the coal mine.
Ice cream Sandwiches!
Robot infection
It is an epidemic
Just like Jim and Pam
Hot dog fingers? Yep.
I often get them after
drinking tequila
Michael can’t do it
Can’t even wing a surprise
Dwight does thankless job
Bird flu, a trifle
Fear cereal pandemics
Count Choculitis
Afraid to offend
Michael hides in his office
Squirming in failure
Despite Dwight Shrute’s doubts
Anal fissures do exist
Woe unto Kevin
I Don’t need Health Care
In the Wild, there’s no health care
I’m not Dead, You’re Dead!
Edit:
I Don’t need Health Care
In the Wild, there’s no health care
I’m not Dead, Youre Dead!
When will Michael learn
That if Dwight rules the office
Health care will suffer?
Dwight’s ‘plan’ sheds light on
melting teeth, anal fissures
vagina? intact.
Jan needs gold care plan
Michael must find a surprise
but bowling won’t do
or
company saves money
twelve hundred deductable
when Dwight is in charge
Dwight’s health care plan sucks
Jim makes up fake diseases
Inverted penis
Employees hate Dwight
He goes on a power trip
Thinks he’s a lion
Dwight’s an idiot
His keys are stolen by Jim
Door is locked, good luck