“Health Care” Haiku Contest

Monday, March 27, 2006

Here we go again…time for the weekly haiku contest. This week the episode is “Health Care“.

Remember, a Haiku is a “Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.” So basically, you have to have three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables and they don’t have to rhyme. Of course, instead of nature or season, we are going to write about that weeks episode. It can sum up the whole plot, or just one part that you liked.

Leave some haikus of your own…or just make a comment about those you are enjoying from others.

Jim locks the workspace
Dwight showers authority
But Pam stops the reign

Your turn…

15 Comments

  1. Becci says:

    My contribution:

    You liars. Teeth can’t melt.
    Who’s got anal fissures or
    Countchoculitis?

  2. Becci says:

    Ack! Let me fix that–

    You lie! Teeth can’t melt.
    Who’s got anal fissures or
    Countchoculitis?

  3. Liz says:

    What is the suprise?
    No ride into the coal mine.
    Ice cream Sandwiches!

  4. Meredith says:

    Robot infection
    It is an epidemic
    Just like Jim and Pam

  5. Steve in Houston says:

    Hot dog fingers? Yep.
    I often get them after
    drinking tequila

  6. Scott says:

    Michael can’t do it
    Can’t even wing a surprise
    Dwight does thankless job

  7. Chip says:

    Bird flu, a trifle
    Fear cereal pandemics
    Count Choculitis

    Afraid to offend
    Michael hides in his office
    Squirming in failure

    Despite Dwight Shrute’s doubts
    Anal fissures do exist
    Woe unto Kevin

  8. Brian says:

    I Don’t need Health Care
    In the Wild, there’s no health care
    I’m not Dead, You’re Dead!

  9. Brian says:

    Edit:
    I Don’t need Health Care
    In the Wild, there’s no health care
    I’m not Dead, Youre Dead!

  10. Amy P. says:

    When will Michael learn
    That if Dwight rules the office
    Health care will suffer?

  11. Randy says:

    Dwight’s ‘plan’ sheds light on
    melting teeth, anal fissures
    vagina? intact.

  12. mike says:

    Jan needs gold care plan
    Michael must find a surprise
    but bowling won’t do

    or

    company saves money
    twelve hundred deductable
    when Dwight is in charge

  13. Lori says:

    Dwight’s health care plan sucks
    Jim makes up fake diseases
    Inverted penis

  14. Lori says:

    Employees hate Dwight
    He goes on a power trip
    Thinks he’s a lion

  15. Lori says:

    Dwight’s an idiot
    His keys are stolen by Jim
    Door is locked, good luck

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