I have a feeling that this season finale has a lot of folks feeling quite poetic so let’s get the haiku contest started up.
For those of you visiting for the first time, a Haiku is a “Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.” So basically, you have to have three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables and they don’t have to rhyme. Of course, instead of nature or season, we are going to write about that weeks episode. It can sum up the whole plot, or just one part that you liked. How come I have a feeling that a lot of you are going to write about the same scene?
I’ll go first:
His mind has special powers
He moves coats and hearts
If you’ve never done a haiku, make this the week that you give it a try. With the extra long office, and the extra emotion, there is plenty to write about.
Casino night is
A time for taking chances
Jim gambles his heart.
Secret love no more.
Casino Night takes its toll;
Hearts and wallets strained.
Angela slaps Dwight,
Michael has two queens for dates
Jim spills his heart out.
Jim and Pam…and Roy
The “love triangle drama”
What’s Pam gonna do?
Playing Craps brings
Dwight closer to Angela
They’re two of a kind.
Pam is so damn hot,
Jim just can’t resist her charms.
Roy don’t stand a chance!
Ha ha! Brian, that was good!
Angela is pissed
When Creed casually grabs her chips.
“I like stealing things”
Two dates for Michael
Drops a duece on everyone
Code name Remax wins
I’m in love with you.
I just needed you to know.
Once. — Finally, Jim!
Although rejected,
Jim’s so desperate for love
That he kisses Pam.
Roy asks for Jim’s help
“Keep an eye on her Halpert”
Is Roy the victim?
Jim sheds a few tears,
Jim and Pam shed a few clothes???
See you next season!
teachin’ mike some slang
fleece it out, goin mach five
daryl holds in laughs
michael bluffs his hand
toby goes all in and wins
michael walks off mad
Jim sheds a few tears,
Jim and Pam shed a few clothes???
See you next season!
Last line should be “Find out next season!” a la Batman…
First one…and it’s not very good. But here goes:
Look, it’s all clovers
Vance Refrideration fridge
Creed likes Thursday soup
My girlfriend cheated
She kissed her “friend” on the lips
My heart is broken
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My boyfriend cheated
He kissed her twice on the cheeks
Might as well go home
Jim loves Pam So Much
“I want to be more than that”
Kick it up a notch
Just that single tear
made the perfect confession
followed by his kiss
Dwight knows when to fold
Tobey chases a feeling
Jim calls Pam’s bluff – twice.
Telekinesis
A secret wink, a sly grin
Pam is Jim’s power
Naughty Creed Bratton
How’s he keep his mung beans cold…
…Not owning a fridge?
Kevin: Poker Champ
Phyllis is your master now
Keep rockin’ Kevin
Michael’s two ladies
Jan should really know better
Carol will catch on
Lucky Dwight kisses
Happy Angela disses
Some day she’s Mrs.?
Roy is not threatened
“Keep an eye on her, all right?”
Perhaps he should be
Jim is hot for Pam
Pam is not sure what to do
Wow! Jim made his move!
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A “table for two”
Leads to buried relatives
“Family heirloom”
Pam’s feeling lucky
Jim says he’s in love with her
Darkened office kiss
Friendship is good, but
“I wanna be more than that”
It’s never enough.
That kiss was so sweet
Forbidden fruit always is
Is there another?
Season finale
Jim says he loves Pam; hot kiss
God, I love this show.
Here’s one with a guess at what one of Pam’s Mom’s questions were:
Pam’s mother is wise
“Are you having second thoughts
about the wedding?”
planning the wedding
jim helps pam watch wedding bands
wait! is that kevin?!
dwight sees coat rack shake;
tries to make bobble, wobble
he does not succeed
might come out broken,
but jim still spills his hearts words
now sealed with one kiss
On Casino night
Michael invites two women
Jan leaves really mad
Scratonicity’s
“Please don’t stand so close to me”,
Roots for Jim and Pam
That was actually pretty random.
Jim’s feelings are out
Who cares about transferring?
“I’m in love with you”
Scrantonicity
Dwight’s face, Jan’s plans, And pam’s heart
Everyone felt “Sting”
Two Dates for Michael
By deceiving we honor
Jan overnight bag
Jim in parking lot
unloads a truckful of love
on a confused Pam.
Boy Scouts don’t suffer
Afghanistananis do
AIDS isn’t funny
Pam’s response, “I can’t”,
Really hurt Jim’s feelings, but
He will still love her.
“Prostitute ourselves”
Oh Angela, you never
Cease to be creepy
Scrantonicity
A slap, Creed steals, Michael two-times,
And Jim makes his move.
“I’m in love with you.”
Pam retreats to call her mom
She kisses him back!
Pam said she couldn’t,
Misinterpreted friendship,
Jim wipes off a tear.
Wow, these are fun. My English teacher would be proud. Here’s another.
Confessing his love,
Jim’s heart is going mach 5,
He tells Pam for once.
Pam is so stupid
These moments don’t happen twice
Kiss ME, sweater boy!
Oh Christ that moment
The pure longing in his eyes
Love must say its name
It was her secret
Hope that lay inside of her
Untouched ’till he spoke
Angela slapped Dwight
But then when she walked away
There was that small smile