Since we ran out of new episodes, I haven’t been running any haiku contests. I kind of missed the little poetic fellas so let’s start one now and see how good we all can be.
The challenge? Write a Haiku with “The Office” as a subject. You can take anything from any episode…or if you’re real good you can wrap it all up in one haiku.
Ready. Set. Go.
Office Love Moment
Valentine’s Day Needs To Pass
No I Don’t Want Kids
Michael is inept
Dwight is a crazy nutjob
And yes, Jim loves Pam
fire someone today
not sure who it will be, Creed?
Creed said devon’s gotta go
A teapot for Pam
Jokes and secrets are inside
all revealed in time
Inverted Penis
Hot Dog Fingers and Choculitis
No Benefits For You.
Michael is insane
he stepped on his foreman
Dwight to the rescue
Darryl and Michael
they got a secret handshake
and dinkin flicka’
Afghanistanies
they come before the boy scouts
charity money
Don’t you do it Pam
Even your mom will say so
Roy’s a big fat oaf
Poor Kevin, blushing
Anal fissures are not fake
Now everyone knows
Transfer? To Stamford?
Connecticut has no Pam
Who would torture Dwight?
Downsize is scary
Wish I could fire Sherry
I’m still here Michael
(Halloween)
this is just a random post but i was wondering if anyone else has found any contradicting events happening in episodes of the office. i have two that i can think of off the top of my head
1. In ‘Basketball’ jim says how basketball was his thing in high school. in ‘Email Survailence, we find out Jim was dorky in High School.
2. In ‘The Client’ they are discussing their worst first date. Oscar says tells a story about his girlfriend. In ‘The Secret’ we find out he has a boyfriend and is secretly gay.
everybody hurts
we didnt start the fire
mambo number five
(the fire)
I apologize for the triple post. I was inspired.
rule 5: safety first
toaster oven 101
was it worth it temp?
Oscar would do Pam
Question: Is there firewood?
Stanley, take over
In ‘Basketball’ jim says how basketball was his thing in high school. in ‘Email Survailence, we find out Jim was dorky in High School.
I wouldn’t say that high school basketball and dorkiness are mutually exclusive.
In ‘The Client’ they are discussing their worst first date. Oscar says tells a story about his girlfriend. In ‘The Secret’ we find out he has a boyfriend and is secretly gay.
He may not have come out for a while, or may not have realized he was gay until later in his life.
My sister mentioned today that Angela said at some point that she’s a vegetarian and that Dwight wanted to give her a ham as a gift. That’s a bit of a contradiction, too…
one of my favorite moments from The Client!!
Pimps drive cheap escorts,
Proctologists drive brown probes,
Vodka-tonic please!
and
Dinner and a show
Not a date if Pam goes home…
with her fiance
“Threat Level Midnight”
Michael’s movie? 2 Thumbs down
breif intermission
Agent Micheal Scarn
Samuel L. Chang is “Dwigt”
Jan’s Catherine-Zeta
what about kevin?
i would have sex with ryan
definately jim
from the fire
contradictions…
oscar admits he would do pam (the fire)but is supposedly gay (even though he speaks of his worst first date with a women in the client and wears a dress in Halloween)
dwight says he’s never been sick (health care) but states he’d never missed a day of work even when he had walking pnemonia (performance reviews)
jim and pam are cute
roy tells pam to sleep in car
michael annoys pam
September’s far off
Reruns won’t work much longer
“Office” withdrawal sucks
good one brian!!!
At first they were friends
She was engaged afterall
Poor Roy… Pam loves Jim!
Ok…where is my desk?
Ryan Started the Fire!
Can I Fire Jim?
I’m early voting for #4
Just another contradiction: How about Dwight never having been sick, but having green urine for his last urinalysis?
“Keep an eye on her, Halpert”
Sweater boy says, “Will do.”
A screen-lit pure kiss.
Jim’s flirted for months
Playing his card right
Will Roy have to Fold?
Can one kiss make up
For missed opportunity
on the booze cruise deck?
Sorry, got carried away
Are we voting on these? If so, disqualifying my own, I’ll vote for #5. The last line reminds me of the soup nazi.
Inverted Penis
Hot Dog Fingers and Choculitis
No Benefits For You.
Are we voting on these? If so, disqualifying my own, I’ll vote for #5. The last line reminds me of the soup nazi.
Inverted Penis
Hot Dog Fingers and Choculitis
No Benefits For You.
Sorry, O/T, but another contradiction is in The Fire, Dwight tells Ryan (in front of Michael) that Michael didn’t even go to college, but in Email Surveillance, Michael eats his ramen noodle soup and talks about his college days.
From Take Your Daughter to Work Day:
Don’t anger Stanley
Sniffin’ around his daughter
Jesus can’t help you
Edward R. Meow
Even cats pity Michael
Little Kid Lover
Email Surveillance:
Birkenstocks in car
In case of make-out session
Jim has a love shack
Improv comedy
Must always start with a gun
Agent Michael Scarn
Christmas Party:
On nasty Christmas
I care an oven mitt’s worth
Some people like these
Work sucks, boring life
But Thursdays make it awesome
Hmm…not a bad day.
JimandPam at last
The Office gets some Emmys
Dreams can come true, right?
On Jim/Pam Casino Night:
What are you doing?
I just needed you to know:
I’m in love with you.
Boss thinks he’s funny.
Assistant To The is nuts.
Jam kiss in the end.
I suck at these.
Jim as Michael Scott
“nay, exceed expectations…”
Long distance high-five
Dunder-Mifflin Man
3 Hole Punch version of Jim
What are you, a monk?
Brownie Sabotage
toothbrushes…pennies…walnuts…
Halloweens ruined
Jim brings in money,
Fire the least popular
No Michael, NOT DWIGHT!!!
(halloween)
No cancer for Kev
Michael is confused – Since when
is “negative” good?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
(michael:)
I’m an early bird
and I am a night owl, so
I’m wise and have worms
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Pam will get married.
On June the 10th I will cry.
Damn you, Roy. Damn you.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Dwight K Shrute is
– middle name
Danger (Purple Belt)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Jan Levinson (Gould?)
Hooks up with Michael. Mistake.
What were you thinking?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Angela – Likes Dwight,
and likes posters of babies.
That just freaks me out
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Okay, I’m new to this. So welcome me as one of your own. I love the office. Does anyone know how long it can stay on YouTube? Will it get taken down, or is it our source for continual reruns of the show forever?
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Jim, who would you do?
Pam looks nervous and hopeful
Kevin? Nice save Jim!
Why watch The Office?
Dunder Mifflin is a home
for paper and fun!
Micheal is the boss
But he does not have a clue
what anyone else does
2 more:
Jim is the man who
Every woman dreams about
Why can’t we be you?
Dwight rules the work place
Purple belts, beat farms, suck up
Cocks in the hen house
Ryan is the temp.
He (might) still have a future
Get out of there, quick.
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Dwight has a farm house.
Teenagers use it for sex.
I hope he doesn’t.
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Dwight and Angela.
They have a secret romance.
Their kids would be WEIRD.
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Alternative Names:
Michael Scott is Agent Scarne
Samuel Chang – “Dwigt”
More from DwightK
These Haikus – they’re done?
No one’s writing any more.
Do we pick winners?
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DwightK
Anyway as to my last comment i can only think that we are getting to deep into this and a change of subject would do us all good just my 10 cents worth.
This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title All Encompassing Haiku Contest. Thanks for informative article