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Vote For The All Encompasing Haiku Contest Winner


I was going thru the comments on past posts and was gently reminded by “DwightK” that we have not voted on our last haiku contest. In fact, he reminded me in a haiku:

These Haikus - they’re done?
No one’s writing any more.
Do we pick winners?

So, with that gentle reminder, here are the three finalists:

1) Dwight has a farm house.
Teenagers use it for sex.
I hope he doesn’t.

2)Jim, who would you do?
Pam looks nervous and hopeful
Kevin? Nice save Jim!

3)Work sucks, boring life
But Thursdays make it awesome
Hmm…not a bad day.

4)September’s far off
Reruns won’t work much longer
“Office” withdrawal sucks

5)Transfer? To Stamford?
Connecticut has no Pam
Who would torture Dwight?

Whew, I thought my job was hard to narrow it down to 5…but your job is much harder. Which one do you like the best? Give us a number and tell us why.

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37 Responses to “Vote For The All Encompasing Haiku Contest Winner”

  1. sssstephen
    June 26th, 2006 07:47
    1

    Number five for me…

  2. Jess
    June 26th, 2006 07:52
    2

    #1

  3. Amy P.
    June 26th, 2006 08:05
    3

    I vote for #5…

  4. Becky
    June 26th, 2006 08:09
    4

    Love #2!

  5. Jay
    June 26th, 2006 08:19
    5

    #5 for me

  6. Early
    June 26th, 2006 08:42
    6

    Yay for 5

  7. srah
    June 26th, 2006 09:00
    7

    #1. Is there a reason we still haven’t voted on the Haiku Contest for Conflict Resolution?

  8. Ashley
    June 26th, 2006 09:09
    8

    4 because I’m feeling the same way! : )

  9. Gretchen
    June 26th, 2006 09:26
    9

    I’d have to go with number 1. I hope he doesn’t either!

  10. Brian
    June 26th, 2006 09:29
    10

    #4!!!

  11. TOM
    June 26th, 2006 09:53
    11

    FIVE. SUMS IT UP FOR ALL OF US.

  12. Liz
    June 26th, 2006 10:02
    12

    Four… I’m currently going through Office withdrawls.

  13. Sarah
    June 26th, 2006 11:30
    13

    I’m going with #5

  14. B0B
    June 26th, 2006 12:25
    14

    1

  15. Chris B.
    June 26th, 2006 13:03
    15

    #1

  16. Jill
    June 26th, 2006 13:06
    16

    5

  17. Nita
    June 26th, 2006 15:42
    17

    #2

  18. Josh
    June 26th, 2006 16:00
    18

    3

  19. Lacee
    June 26th, 2006 16:09
    19

    Haiku #3 because anyday with The Office cast isn’t a bad day.

  20. Chris
    June 26th, 2006 16:41
    20

    Number 1.

  21. Matt
    June 26th, 2006 18:23
    21

    #5.

    But #1 is a close runner-up insofar as my first thought was “I hope Dwight doesn’t use the farm for sex with teenagers either!”

  22. KW
    June 26th, 2006 18:29
    22

    #2, only Office Related one making sense…

  23. Mandy
    June 26th, 2006 18:44
    23

    5

  24. dee
    June 26th, 2006 20:07
    24

    if we’re talking “all-encompassing,” I say #3. It’s the little things that make “not a bad day”…

    Pam’s head on Jim’s shoulder –> Jim says “not a bad day.”

    Pam goes shopping with Jim–>Pam says Michael’s birthday was, “I don’t know, it was a good day.”

  25. Kristi
    June 26th, 2006 20:28
    25

    5

  26. Elizabeth
    June 27th, 2006 02:39
    26

    #2

  27. Justin
    June 27th, 2006 04:19
    27

    Haiku? I don’t care
    Why waste my time reading these?
    I can’t wait for fall

  28. Brian
    June 27th, 2006 06:41
    28

    No time for reading?
    Then why write your own haiku?
    That’s a waste of time.

  29. Lynn
    June 27th, 2006 07:05
    29

    #2

  30. Lori
    June 27th, 2006 08:09
    30

    Gotta go with #5.

  31. Kristina
    June 27th, 2006 10:38
    31

    Love #2

  32. ali
    June 27th, 2006 21:15
    32

    #3

  33. carl wheeler
    June 28th, 2006 17:38
    33

    #1 - but then again, anything with dwight would win in my book.

    Interesting that of the 5, two deal with Jim/Pam and 2 with wathing the show. No michael…hm…

  34. devy
    June 29th, 2006 11:17
    34

    I vote for #1, but #2 is a very close second. They’re both really great.

  35. Jesse
    June 29th, 2006 12:19
    35

    Dwight is really hot,
    Dwight is stinkin really hot,
    Dwight is really hot

  36. Elisabeth
    July 1st, 2006 10:05
    36

    3!

  37. Trisha
    July 3rd, 2006 14:50
    37

    Numba 1

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