Keeping Our Memory Sharp
LITO reader Mikey dropped me a note and suggested a game that sounds fun. I will write a statement about one of the Office characters. IF you know who I am talking about, then you can give the annwer in the comments and write a new statement about someone else. For instance, if I write:
I have a bobblehead in my likeness
Then the next person would write:
Dwight has a bobblehead in his likeness.
Then they would write another one for the next commenter that comes along. (You can write both of these in the same comment.)
Just two rules:
1) Always answer in a full sentence. Don’t just give the name of the person because if comments get out of order than it could get confusing.
2) Be sure to refresh the page right before you write your comment. Perhaps someone else has already answered the most recent one and a refresh of the page will bring the most recent comments.
Alright, here is the first one. I’ll make it easy so the ball gets rolling:
I was once in an iron lung.
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August 22nd, 2006 10:20
Creed was in an iron lung.
August 22nd, 2006 10:22
I have a daughter that goes to catholic school.
August 22nd, 2006 10:26
Stanley has a daughter that goes to catholic school.
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I don’t eat bologna.
August 22nd, 2006 10:40
Angela doesn’t eat bologna.
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My last name is not Something.
August 22nd, 2006 10:49
Brenda’s last name is not Something.
I am from Pittsburgh.
August 22nd, 2006 10:52
The IT guy is from Pittsburgh
I can travel anywhere except Cuba
August 22nd, 2006 11:17
Dwight can travel anywhere except Cuba.
I think everybody is too loud in the morning and the lights are too bright.
August 22nd, 2006 11:24
Meredith thinks everybody is too loud in the morning and the lights are too bright.
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I shot a deer in the leg and had to kill it with a shovel.
August 22nd, 2006 11:57
Micheal shot a deer in the leg and had to kill it with a shovel
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I am amazing. Yeah. No, I am actually the single greatest employee of my generation.
August 22nd, 2006 12:05
Dwight is the single greatest employee of his generation.
I am almost never seen at work, yet when it comes time for downsizing…i keep my job.
August 22nd, 2006 13:23
Todd Packer is almost never seen at work, yet when it comes time for downsizing…he keep my job. (Total guess on that one. Not sure if that was specific on a scene or not.)
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I don’t believe Dwight is real.
August 22nd, 2006 13:26
Jim’s roomate does not believe Dwight is real.
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My middle name is Danger, but only when I have a concussion.
August 22nd, 2006 13:34
Dwight’s middle name is Danger, but only when concussed.
I could have all my things out of the office in five minutes. There would be no evidence that I had ever been there.
August 22nd, 2006 13:43
Ryan the Temp could have all of his things out of the office and there would be no evidence of him being there.
You can have me regular or three-hole-punch.
August 22nd, 2006 13:46
You can have regular Jim or three-hole-punch Jim.
I find Angela’s baby posters so much more offensive than hardcore porno.
August 22nd, 2006 13:47
You can have Jim regular or three-hole-punched…and I would take him either way.
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A few of my favorites: candy=M&Ms, number=69.
August 22nd, 2006 13:57
Kevin’s favorite candy is M&M’s, his favorite number is 69.
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I am the fire guy.
August 22nd, 2006 14:08
Ryan is the fire guy; Oscar finds Angela’s baby posters so much more offensive than hardcore porno.
I thought Princess Diana’s funeral was the saddest thing ever…except for my sister’s funeral.
August 22nd, 2006 14:11
Kelly thought Princess Diana’s funeral was the saddest thing ever…except for her sister’s funeral.
I am recently divorced.
August 22nd, 2006 14:32
Jan Levinson-Gould was recently divorced.
I think that the color green is whorish.
August 22nd, 2006 14:48
Angela thinks that the color green is whorish.
I won the 2002 $2,500 no limit duece to seven draw tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So yeah, I’m pretty good at poker.
August 22nd, 2006 14:56
Kevin won the 2002 $2,500 no limit duece to seven draw tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So yeah, Kevin’s pretty good at poker.
I need your signature. Your’s is the only signature I need.
August 22nd, 2006 15:07
Mr. Brown (if that’s even his real name) needs your signature. Yours is the only signature he need.
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I had a date in which I was left at a minor-league hockey game.
August 22nd, 2006 15:10
Pam had a date in which she was left at a minor-league hockey game.
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I have never owned a refrigerator.
August 22nd, 2006 15:14
Creed had never owned a refrigerator.
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My boyfriend sent me like ‘an entire garden’ for Valentine’s Day.
August 22nd, 2006 15:17
Phyllis’s boyfriend sent her “an entire garden” for Valentine’s Day.
My middle name is NOT “Fart”.
August 22nd, 2006 15:17
bob vance sent an entire garden for valentine’s day.
I am the supervisor of the warehouse, not Roy.
August 22nd, 2006 15:33
Darryl is the warehouse supervisor, not Roy.
The “permanent misbehavior file” for Dwight’s complaints against Jim is kept in a box under my desk, not in New York.
August 22nd, 2006 15:37
Toby keeps the “permanent misbehavior file” for Dwight’s complaints against Jim is kept in a box under his desk, not in New York.
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I am so sick of Chuck E Cheese.
August 22nd, 2006 15:38
Michael is so sick of Chuck E Cheese.
I wanted to borrow Michael’s Santa hat.
August 22nd, 2006 15:52
Darryl wanted to borrow Michael’s Santa hat.
I love cats and cat related items.
August 22nd, 2006 15:56
Angela loves cats and cat related items.
I spents some time in Amsterdam after my divorce.
August 22nd, 2006 15:58
Toby spent some time in Amsterdam after his divorce
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I totally had Jim’s back in the warehouse, in case Roy wanted to beat him up.
August 22nd, 2006 16:01
Kevin totally had Jim’s back in the warehouse, in case Roy wanted to beat him up.
I was fired by Michael on Halloween.
August 22nd, 2006 16:07
Devon was fired by Michael on Halloween.
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I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
August 22nd, 2006 16:07
Michael’s hates so much about the things that you choose to be
I tripped over the chord that unplugged Michael’s speaker during his performance.
August 22nd, 2006 16:29
Stanley tripped over the chord that unplugged Michael’s speaker during his performance.
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Last year I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
August 22nd, 2006 16:30
Last year Dwight came to work with his spud gun in a duffel bag. Dwight sat at his desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if he was deranged?
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I was Dorothy for Halloween.
August 22nd, 2006 16:41
Kelly was Dorothy for Halloween.
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I want you to rub butter on my foot.
August 22nd, 2006 16:46
Michael wants you to rub butter on his foot.
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I got Creed’s old shirt for Christmas.
August 22nd, 2006 16:54
Jim Got Creed’s old shirt for Christmas.
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I keep a bottle of liquor under the back seat in my minivan.
August 22nd, 2006 16:55
Meredith keeps a bottle of liquor under the back seat in her minivan.
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My favorite flavor of yogurt is triple berry.
August 22nd, 2006 17:09
Pam’s favorite flavor of yogurt is triple berry.
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Please don’t throw garbage at me.
August 22nd, 2006 17:14
Please don’t throw garbage at pam.
I sprout mung beans.
August 22nd, 2006 17:15
O.K. I did that one wrong here goes another one…….
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I want to clamp Michaels face in a george forman grill.
August 22nd, 2006 17:16
Jim wants to clamp michaels face in a george forman grill.
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I sprout mung beans
August 22nd, 2006 17:25
Creed sprouts mung beans.
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I’m Michael’s realtor.
August 22nd, 2006 17:43
Carol Stills is Michael’s realtor.
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My familly produces thirsty babies.
August 22nd, 2006 17:45
Dwight’s family produces thirsty babies.
I had a one-night stand with someone in the office.
August 22nd, 2006 18:00
phyllis had a one night stand with someone in the office.
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i have a terrarium
August 22nd, 2006 18:27
Dwight has a terrarium.
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I like pink the color. And Pink the person.
August 22nd, 2006 18:28
Dwight has a terrarium.
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I am the only female employee in the warehouse.
August 22nd, 2006 18:39
Madge is the only female employee in the warehouse.
I work in IT, but I was mistaken for a terrorist once.
August 22nd, 2006 19:32
The IT guy works in IT, but was mistaken once for being a terrorist.
I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
August 22nd, 2006 19:33
the “IT guy” works in IT, but he was mistaken for a terrorist once (did the guy have a name??)
I like jokes, baby back ribs, work in lackawanna county, and almost had awesome blossom coming out of my nose.
August 22nd, 2006 19:55
Christian jokes, baby back ribs, work in lackawanna county, and almost had awesome blossom coming out of my nose.
I am in love with Pam.
August 22nd, 2006 19:55
Christian likes jokes…
August 22nd, 2006 20:03
Jim is in love with Pam.
August 22nd, 2006 20:04
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Uses extra strength asprin on dog.
August 22nd, 2006 20:11
Ryan uses extra strength asprin on his dog.
I am related to Pam and came into the office during sexual harassment day.
August 22nd, 2006 20:34
Pam’s mom is related to Pam and came into the office during sexual harassment day.
I have two thumbs and hate Todd Packer.
August 22nd, 2006 20:36
Jim has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer.
August 22nd, 2006 20:37
I chose green streamers for Meredith’s surprise birthday party
August 22nd, 2006 20:38
My girlfriend is not my nurse
August 22nd, 2006 20:39
ok I suck, the answer to 63 was Phyllis
August 22nd, 2006 21:12
Billy’s girlfriend is not a nurse
August 22nd, 2006 21:13
my talents will be used come baseball season or if we have to box
August 22nd, 2006 21:40
Oscars talents will be used come baseball season or if we box.
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I’m going to drop a deuce on everybody.
August 22nd, 2006 22:07
Michael is going to drop a deuce on everybody.
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I feel like I’m talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?
August 22nd, 2006 23:36
Pam feels like she’s talking really loud
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Since I was 12 I just dive right in
August 22nd, 2006 23:46
Since Ryan was 12 he just dives right in.
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I’m like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.
August 23rd, 2006 00:24
Michael is like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.
I’m dull, slow moving, inattentive, d u l l, constantly snacking and show a lack of motivation…heyyy.
August 23rd, 2006 00:26
Make that:
I’m slow moving, inattentive, d u l l, constantly snacking, and show a lack of motivation…heyyy.
(I guess that’s why Angela never lets me write memos.)
August 23rd, 2006 03:15
Kevin is slow moving, inattentive, d u l l, constantly snacking, and show a lack of motivation…heyyy.
(I guess that’s why Angela never lets Kevin write memos.)
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I made Dwight Sempai, assistant Sensai.
August 23rd, 2006 06:45
Ira made Dwight Sempai, assistant Sensai.
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I sell purses,drive a silver VW, and make Pam jealous.
August 23rd, 2006 07:18
Katy sells purses, drives a silver VW, and makes Pam jealous.
At 4, I was the youngest pilot in PamAM (?) history, and would’ve landed the plane if my dad hadn’t made us go back to our seats.
August 23rd, 2006 07:47
Dwight was the youngest pilot in PamAM (?) history, and would’ve landed the plane if his dad hadn’t made him go back to his seat.
I am not a William Hung fan, who is that guy!
August 23rd, 2006 07:59
Todd F. Packer is not a William Hung fan and doesn’t know who he is.
Drugs played a part in my past. My calls never last more than 90 seconds, because that’s how long my attention span is.
August 23rd, 2006 09:14
Drugs played a big part in Creed’s past. Creed’s calls never last more than 90 sec., because that’s how long is attention span is.
Everyday I bring a ham and cheese sandwich to work.
August 23rd, 2006 09:22
Jim brings ham and cheese to work everyday.
I have expressed interest in working at the urinalysis lab.
August 23rd, 2006 09:51
Ryan has expressed interest in working at the urinanalysis lab.
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I knitted an oven mit for secret santa.
August 23rd, 2006 10:42
Phyllis knitted an oven mitt for secret santa.
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I was fired on Halloween.
August 23rd, 2006 10:44
Devin was fired on Halloween.
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I don’t have a cell phone.
August 23rd, 2006 10:45
Devon was fired on Halloween.
(That one was already taken so i answered it myself. Here’s a better one.)
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I started the fire.
August 23rd, 2006 10:58
Ryan started the fire.
Pam’s mom doesn’t have a cell phone.
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I had scoliosis as a girl.
August 23rd, 2006 11:12
Phyllis had scoliosis as a girl.
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I think Michael’s burned foot looks like Mailboxes Etc.
August 23rd, 2006 11:14
Phyllis had scoliosis as a girl.
I think that if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself infront of a train.
August 23rd, 2006 11:14
Stanley thinks Michael’s burned foot looks like Mailboxes Etc.
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My drivers’ license was Xeroxed and i am no longer welcome at chilis’s restaurant chain.
August 23rd, 2006 11:16
Pam’s drivers’ license was Xeroxed and i am no longer welcome at chilis’s restaurant chain.
Jim thinks that if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself infront of a train.
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In four years, I’d like to be 3 1/2 years sober.
August 23rd, 2006 11:24
Meredith would like to be 3 1/2 years sober in four years.
I am a smart and sexy temp, but my business school doesn’t teach Toaster Oven 101.
August 23rd, 2006 11:32
Ryan the Temp’s school didn’t teach Toaster Oven 101.
I’m the official security supervisor of the branch even though we only have two orange traffic cones… oh God…
August 23rd, 2006 12:38
Dwight is the official security supervisor of the branch even though they only have two orange traffic cones.
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I have dang cool sideburns.
August 23rd, 2006 14:57
The alcohol store guy has dang good sideburns.
I asked Michael Scott to be the godfather of my child.
August 23rd, 2006 15:04
The young guatemalan guy asked Michael Scott to be the godfather of my child.
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I only get reimbursed for the ID photos.
August 23rd, 2006 15:08
The photographer for the ID photos whom Michael pays to take several group photos in “Conflict Resolution.”
I carry my gym clothes to the office in a shopping bag.
August 23rd, 2006 15:15
I’m gonna say that ryan the temp brought his clothes in a shopping bag but I can’ remember very well. so that one is a shot in the dark
I had a little “fun” with Meredith on the Booze Cruise.
August 23rd, 2006 15:15
Ryan!
Do I even have to register a one-night-stand with HR?
August 23rd, 2006 15:17
Captain Jack had a little “fun” with Meredith on the Booze Cruise.
Does Phyllis even have to register a one-night-stand w/ HR?
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I would definitely have sex with Ryan.
August 23rd, 2006 15:18
Ryan carries his gym clothes to the office in a shopping bag.
I had to buy my wallet out of the vending machine with nickels.
August 23rd, 2006 15:27
Dwight has to buy his wallet out of a vending machine with nickels.
I love to steal things. Alot.
August 23rd, 2006 15:40
Creed likes to steal things. Alot.
I know that snakes are waterproof, so I can safely assume that faux snakeskin handbags are also waterproof.
August 23rd, 2006 18:24
Dwight thinks that snakes are waterproof, so he can safely assume that faux snakeskin handbags are also waterproof.
I think that their bread is VERY good.
August 23rd, 2006 19:26
Jim thinks their bread is very good.
When I was in the sixth grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word ‘failure’
August 23rd, 2006 19:59
When Dwight was in the sixth grade, he was a finalist in his school spelling bee. It was Dwight against Raj Patel. And he misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word “failure”.
(Since no one answered it)
I would definitely have sex with Ryan.
August 23rd, 2006 20:28
Michael would definitely have sex with Ryan.
Darryl called me “Hasselhoff”.
August 23rd, 2006 20:36
Actually, Lonnie called Michael “Hasselhoff”
I am a professional woman.
August 23rd, 2006 21:44
Angela is a professional woman.
I would do the tight-a** Christian chick. The blonde.
August 23rd, 2006 22:19
Roy would do the tight a$$ed Christian chick. The blonde.
I inspired a drunk man to set a date for his long engagement.
August 23rd, 2006 23:05
Captain Jack inspired a drunk man to set a date for his long engagement.
I would want the Da Vinci Code on a desert island. So I could burn it.
August 23rd, 2006 23:33
Angela would want the Da Vinci Code on a desert island. So she could burn it.
I suffer from Anal Fissures. It’s a real thing.
August 23rd, 2006 23:54
Kevin suffers from Anal Fissures. It’s a real thing.
I only wanted to sip it even though the guys were saying “Chug chug chug!” because I’m small and all I’d eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne’s pretzels from the food court.
August 24th, 2006 02:10
Kelly only wanted to sip it even though the guys were saying “Chug chug chug!” because Kelly’s small and all she’d eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne’s pretzels from the food court.
I don’t know what the female vagina looks like.
August 24th, 2006 03:35
Dwight. The public school system failed him so badly.
I called Michael “just a middleman.”
August 24th, 2006 07:39
You’re totally harshing my mellow.
August 24th, 2006 07:42
Oops! Meredith’s son called Michael a middleman.
August 24th, 2006 08:22
You’re totally harshing Micheal’s mellow.
I aspire to be a whore.
August 24th, 2006 08:39
Jan aspires to be a whiore
For some reason everytime I cough, Dwight folds
August 24th, 2006 08:47
Jim coughs and Dwight folds
I would bring the movie The Crow with me if I was trapped on a desert island.
August 24th, 2006 10:11
Dwight would bring the move The Crow with him if he was trapped on a desert island.
I would love some candy right now. Not a beet.
August 24th, 2006 10:26
Michael would love candy right now, not beets.
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I have a large collection of armoires.
August 24th, 2006 10:28
Dwight has a large collection of armoires.
“…his middle name is Kurt.”
“…it’s really sad that I know that.”
August 24th, 2006 10:37
Jim knows his middle name is Kurt.
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I like being judged and held under intense scrutiny.
August 24th, 2006 11:03
Angela enjoys being judged and held under intense scrutiny
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Yes, I am not having a good time.
(I hope that isnt’ too hard)
August 24th, 2006 13:57
Jan? Said Yes, I am not having a good time.
I was allergic to a desk so I had to move
August 24th, 2006 14:26
Toby was allerigic to a desk so he had to move.
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I suggested Jim go to Hedonism for his vacation.
August 24th, 2006 14:29
Kevin suggested Jim go to Hedonism on his vacation.
I have a very deep voice, I’m probably a smoker, and Michael called me a “gentleman and a scholar.”
August 24th, 2006 15:09
The manager Michael speaks to on the phone in the pilot episode has a very deep voice, is probably a smoker, and was called a “gentleman and a scholar” by Michael.
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I usually get those! Something is wrong with me today.
August 24th, 2006 16:16
Michael usually gets those.
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I like drawing. Watercolors mostly. Jim thinks they’re good.
August 24th, 2006 16:42
Pam likes drawing. Watercolors mostly. Jim thinks they’re good.
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I yelled at Ryan and it was the scariest thing of his life
August 24th, 2006 17:50
Stanley yelled at Ryan and it was the scariest thing of his life.
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I like the pea soup that the shelter down the road serves on Thursdays.
August 24th, 2006 18:36
Creed likes the pea soup the shelter down the road serves on Thursdays.
I packed condoms for the team building excursion.
August 24th, 2006 23:52
Kevin packed condoms for the team building excursion.
My urine was green. But I’m all better now.
August 25th, 2006 02:01
Dwight’s urine was green. But he’s better now.
I wore a tux that my Grandfather was buried in.
August 25th, 2006 04:18
Dwight… so family heirloom…
My father was a very strict disciplinarian.
August 25th, 2006 05:57
Angela’s father was a very strict disciplinarian.
I didn’t play professional hockey because I didn’t want to be away from my wife and kids–and I hope to have a wife and kids someday.
August 25th, 2006 06:27
Michael didn’t play professional hockey because he didn’t want to be away from his wife and kids–and he hopes to have a wife and kids someday.
I once said to Dwight, “Who the hell are you?”
August 25th, 2006 06:30
Michael didn’t play professional hockey because he didn’t want to be away from his wife and kids–and he hopes to have a wife and kids someday.
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I taught Michael cool phrases like “going mach five” and “dinkin flicka.”
August 25th, 2006 08:48
Darryl taught Michael cool phrases like “going mach five” and “dinkin flicka.”
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I don’t want Michael to smell me.
August 25th, 2006 10:29
Jan does not want Michael to smell her.
I keep a pair of Birkenstocks in my car for emergencies.
August 25th, 2006 11:33
Dwight keeps a pair of Birkenstocks in his car for emergencies.
I really liked the feeling of taking money from Michael. I’m going to chase that feeling.
August 25th, 2006 12:31
Toby really liked the feeling of taking money from Michael. Toby’s going to chase that feeling.
I once did the youth beauty pageant circuit.
August 25th, 2006 12:38
Angela once did the youth beauty pageant circuit.
I asked for a magazine before giving a urine sample.
August 25th, 2006 14:07
Kevin asked for a magazine before giving a urine sample.
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I am a great philanderer.
August 25th, 2006 14:11
Michael is a great philanderer.
Dwight thinks I’m a potential drug mule.
August 25th, 2006 14:31
Dwight thinks Oscar is a potential drug mule.
I really pulled out the big guns! Pam did not expect that!
August 25th, 2006 15:42
Jim really pulled out the big guns! Pam did not expect that!
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I love waking up to the smell of bacon in the morning.
August 25th, 2006 16:26
Michael loves waking up to the smell of bacon in the morning.
So I was like in the breakroom, you know, just talking to Oscar, you know, just a nice, normal conversation, talking about the new fall colors for clothes, and can you believe it, he asked me if I took the money! I know, really, can you believe it? Like I would ever do such a thing. I mean, like what was he thinking?!?!! So I said, “No way, I would never do such a thing!” And then said he was going to go ice skating, and I wanted to know where he was going, because you know, I really liked skating with Ryan. Yeah, I know! It’s sooo fun, and you get to hold hands and be close and everything! But Oscar kept trying to end the conversation, and I would’ve said more, but you know, I’m too shy…
August 25th, 2006 16:27
Wow, I cannot believe, I left out part of the story.
So I was like in the breakroom, you know, just talking to Oscar, you know, just a nice, normal conversation, talking about the new fall colors for clothes, and can you believe it, he asked me if I took the money! I know, really, can you believe it? Like I would ever do such a thing. I mean, like what was he thinking?!?!! So I said, “No way, I would never do such a thing!” And then said he had to get going because he was going to go ice skating, and I wanted to know where he was going, because you know, I really liked skating with Ryan. Yeah, I know! It’s sooo fun, and you get to hold hands and be close and everything! But Oscar kept trying to end the conversation, and I would’ve said more, but you know, I’m too shy…
August 25th, 2006 16:49
OMG that was awesome! Kelly did all that stuff…
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I took gold for the Icelandic sport known as “Flonkerton.”
August 25th, 2006 17:50
Phyllis took the gold for the Icelandic sport known as “Flonkerton.”
Check it out…I’m Terminator.
August 25th, 2006 18:19
Phyllis took the gold for “Flonkerton.”
Dwight asked me if I’ve ever pooped a balloon.
August 25th, 2006 21:06
Dwight asked Creed if he had ever pooped a balloon.
ok now someone do the terminator one because I don’t know the answer
August 26th, 2006 02:19
Check it out…Dwight is Terminator.
(And Dwight actually asked Oscar if he had ever pooped a ballon.)
I felt God in the Chili’s.
August 26th, 2006 02:20
correction: balloon.
okay, continue…
August 26th, 2006 07:14
Pam felt God in the Chili’s.
I need to be reminded to wash my hands after I use the bathroom.
August 26th, 2006 12:11
Kevin needs to be reminded to wash his hands after using the restroom
I have a brother I take on dates with me
August 26th, 2006 16:22
Roy has a brother who accompanies him on dates.
I still have a vagina.
August 26th, 2006 20:10
Meredith still has a vagina
I got myself for secret santa
August 26th, 2006 20:34
Kevin got himself for secret santa.
I had a stash of fashion magazines under my desk.
August 28th, 2006 17:04
Kelly hides a stash of fashion magazines under desk.
I once said, “Welcome to Dunder Mifflin Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said, if you are a racist i will attack you with the north.”
August 28th, 2006 17:45
Michael once said, “Welcome to Dunder Mifflin Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said, if you are a racist i will attack you with the north.”
My favorite jellybean color? Black.
August 28th, 2006 21:10
Dwights favorite jelly bean color? Black.
My nickname is mista rogers.
August 29th, 2006 07:53
Darryl Philbin’s nickname is Mista Rogers.
Yes, I have ordered deer urine.
August 31st, 2006 11:34
Dwight Has Ordered Deer Urine.
I Am So Nervous Around Stripper-Grams.
August 31st, 2006 22:26
Michael during his birthday.
I carry around a scented candle when I go to the bathroom.
September 1st, 2006 15:15
Kevin uses scented candles when he goes to the bathroom.
I like to read Struwwelpeter stories to little people.
http://www.fln.vcu.edu/struwwel/twpete.html
September 11th, 2006 10:38
Dwight likes to read Stuwwelpeter stories to little people.
I am the prettiest girl at the ball.