The haiku contest for last week was so good, I’ve been looking forward to the one for this week. This time, we write about “The Coup.”
For those of you visiting for the first time, a Haiku is a “Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.” So basically, you have to have three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables and they don’t have to rhyme. Of course, instead of nature or season, we are going to write about that weeks episode. It can sum up the whole plot, or just one part that you liked. After a couple days, we’ll choose a winner.
Here is my Haiku for The Coup:
Dwight loves his waffles
But after Michael’s lesson
Dwight was what he ate
But after Michael’s lesson
Dwight was what he ate
I now turn over the reins to you…
No movie Mondays
Dwight tries to take Michael’s job
And hugs it out, bitch.
Pam orders new clothes.
She’ll keep; but only for home.
Too sexy for work.
Fashion show at lunch!
Roy makes his third soda run.
Creed enjoys the view.
Fashion Show! Fashion
Show! Fashion Show at lunch! Pam
Gets Clothes, Roy stunned.
Andy wants to kill
him for real, but Karen gets
“You killed Jim Halpert”
Michael played it cool
Dwight will never take his job
and take his Sebring
Angela think Dwight
now that her man was exposed
look at him same way?
Jim flirting new girl
can she really replace Pam?
Jim should see new clothes.
Have some M&M’s…
You say his name was Crentist?
Dwight, we need to talk.
jan says no movies
michael says i know i know
dwight’s sign says liar
call of duty time
jim tosses out a grenade
boom goes karen’s paperclips
pam orders new clothes
creed won’t go back to his desk
binder clips are good
Dwight can do the job,
Angela believes in him.
First this, then the world.
Movie Monday Cool
Michael wants to have popcorn
Hi Jan! Brought milk duds.
play call of duty
World War 2, Jim sucks at it
Are we playing teams?
Fashion Show at lunch
Fashion, Fashion show at lunch
clap clap clap clap clap
Dwight should run office
You can be in charge woman
Dwight wore liar sign
Michael’s a tiger
Dwight’s just a little monkey
Transfer branches? (pun)
Good one Scott
Liz Claiborne outlet
Anne Taylor Outlet, Dwight says
It his job to know.
Movie Monday time
Not everyone is a fan
That means Angela
Dwight new manager?
No! Say it ain’t so Michael.
Phew, Dwight’s a liar.
Doctors appointments
That aren’t doctors appointments
Cause “The Fight”: Part 2
No movie Mondays
But combat games for Stamford
And Jan outlet shops
Buy some Tide quick Dwight!
A year of laundry duty
is your assignment.
It’s not difficult
to eat peanut M-and-M’s
with newfangled crowns.
Also–
Creed is just looking
in a place where he shouldn’t.
Pam, button your top.
Dwight as manager?
Eh, fax the resume of
that vacuum instead.
Call of Duty, fine!
Midday shopping trip, Jan’s there!
But movies, hell no.
Those ticking timebags!
Two episodes in a row!
Pam covers them up!
Year’s worth of laundry…
Dwight will dry clean Michael’s jeans
At least fifty times.
Piggish pancake lunch?
A surefire promotion
For that loyal Schrute!
Jim and Karen bond
Over their mutual love:
Blowing Andy up
A Hai-coup for Dwight
Crentist sure can’t help
Dwight replace his princely crown
Michael’s throne is safe
Shakespeare is everywhere
The Thane of Scranton
And his lady just cannot
Break the tiger’s branch
The Call of Duty
Smiles and Grenades
So am I a psychopath
For liking Karim?
Ann Taylor Outlets
Jan can’t say no to shopping
Liz Claiborne aswell
Just Tap S then D
Do you have any last words?
Jim dies, love is born
It’s not your job, Dwight
Laundry for a year, liar
Don’t use the sniper!
Pull the pin and toss,
Then add a smile from Jim.
Karen’s got it bad.
He still misses Pam.
It’s proven by just one word:
Pretendinitis.
Michael demoted
Dwight sucks being manager
Just like Pam’s vaccum
Jim: Sniper rifle
shooting at the smoke grenade
Big Tuna’s new love?
sniper rifle Jim?
saboteur, saboteur Jim
game over, shoot Jim
Documented day
Shopping, waffles, movies, game
No big sales today
Rest laundry machine
Dwight will wash the clothes this year
and hug it out Bitch
Dwight’s quest for glory
Cleaning out Michael’s office
Missed a spot on floor
Pam trying new clothes
Compliment from bearded Roy
Smile, but it’s over
The Call of Duty
No snipers in Carenton
New guy saboteur
When mutiny rears
And best laid plans go awry
Just hug it out, bitch
An attempted coup
Betrayal breeds bemusement
Et tu, loyal Dwight?
Dwight dons his turncoat
Pam tries a new blouse…fans cry
“Come back sweater boy!”
Pam has a new look
Dwight has a new authority
Where is Jim Halpert?
sorry, added an extra word
Pam has a new look
Dwight has new authority
Where is Jim Halpert?
Dwight betrays Michael
But is brought down to his knees
Stick to pancakes Dwight
finally! a kill
jim shot karen in the head
but she wasn’t there