Vote For “The Coup” Haiku Winner

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Wednesday morning means only one thing. It’s time to decide the “Best Office Haiku Writer Of The Week.” Here are the five finalists. Just leave a comment on which one you like and why. We’ll run it for 24 hours.

1)Have some M&M’s…
You say his name was Crentist?
Dwight, we need to talk.

2)Call of Duty, fine!
Midday shopping trip, Jan’s there!
But movies, hell no.

3)He still misses Pam.
It’s proven by just one word:
Pretendinitis.

4)Crentist sure can’t help
Dwight replace his princely crown
Michael’s throne is safe

5)Just Tap S then D
Do you have any last words?
Jim dies, love is born

37 Comments

  1. Meg says:

    I’ll go #3 for the sentimental Jam vote–notice how hard Jim was trying to “remember” what she called it?

  2. Christy says:

    I gotta go with #4.

  3. John N says:

    #5 hands down!

  4. Three Hole Punch Linz says:

    Awwww I like #3!

  5. Liz says:

    #4 is show specific. it’s a pivotal point in dwight and michael’s relationship, not to mention we at least find out that other people in the office like michael more than dwight :) phyllis was thinking of quiting!
    also, i like the play on words with crown – prince/dental work.

  6. Tim says:

    i like #5

  7. Danielle says:

    Numba 4 is my vote; it’s cute and creative.
    As a die-hard JAM supporter, I need to boycott #5.

  8. Nita says:

    #4 please

  9. Liz says:

    #1 – it’s fantastic!

  10. Gretchen says:

    I can’t help but vote for my own (4) but I really like 5. It was a good batch!

  11. Nespy says:

    Number Three!!!

  12. Corinne says:

    #1 wins my vote

  13. kathryn says:

    DEFINITELY #3! it is the best!

  14. Lauren says:

    The hopeless romantic in me votes for #3

  15. Erin says:

    Even though I wrote number three, it was number two that made me laugh and really called attention to the different ways that the branches are treated. So number two.

  16. dwight k poop says:

    4

  17. Kristina says:

    4 without a doubt. Great job!

  18. Ginger says:

    love #4!

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