Vote For “The Coup” Haiku Winner
Wednesday morning means only one thing. It’s time to decide the “Best Office Haiku Writer Of The Week.” Here are the five finalists. Just leave a comment on which one you like and why. We’ll run it for 24 hours.
1)Have some M&M’s…
You say his name was Crentist?
Dwight, we need to talk.
2)Call of Duty, fine!
Midday shopping trip, Jan’s there!
But movies, hell no.
3)He still misses Pam.
It’s proven by just one word:
Pretendinitis.
4)Crentist sure can’t help
Dwight replace his princely crown
Michael’s throne is safe
5)Just Tap S then D
Do you have any last words?
Jim dies, love is born
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October 11th, 2006 07:52
5
October 11th, 2006 07:54
#4
October 11th, 2006 07:55
5
October 11th, 2006 07:59
I’ll go #3 for the sentimental Jam vote–notice how hard Jim was trying to “remember” what she called it?
October 11th, 2006 08:05
I gotta go with #4.
October 11th, 2006 08:11
Love #1
October 11th, 2006 08:16
#4
October 11th, 2006 08:18
#5 hands down!
October 11th, 2006 08:28
#1
October 11th, 2006 08:47
1
October 11th, 2006 09:00
#4
October 11th, 2006 09:01
Awwww I like #3!
October 11th, 2006 09:13
4
October 11th, 2006 09:16
#4 is show specific. it’s a pivotal point in dwight and michael’s relationship, not to mention we at least find out that other people in the office like michael more than dwight
phyllis was thinking of quiting!
also, i like the play on words with crown - prince/dental work.
October 11th, 2006 09:44
i like #5
October 11th, 2006 09:47
Numba 4 is my vote; it’s cute and creative.
As a die-hard JAM supporter, I need to boycott #5.
October 11th, 2006 09:58
1
October 11th, 2006 10:09
4
October 11th, 2006 10:13
#4
October 11th, 2006 10:35
#4 please
October 11th, 2006 10:51
#1
October 11th, 2006 10:54
#4
October 11th, 2006 11:05
#1 - it’s fantastic!
October 11th, 2006 11:18
I can’t help but vote for my own (4) but I really like 5. It was a good batch!
October 11th, 2006 12:01
Number Three!!!
October 11th, 2006 12:03
#4
October 11th, 2006 12:04
#1 wins my vote
October 11th, 2006 12:09
#4
October 11th, 2006 13:07
DEFINITELY #3! it is the best!
October 11th, 2006 13:42
The hopeless romantic in me votes for #3
October 11th, 2006 14:09
Even though I wrote number three, it was number two that made me laugh and really called attention to the different ways that the branches are treated. So number two.
October 11th, 2006 15:14
1
October 11th, 2006 15:42
4
October 11th, 2006 16:24
4 without a doubt. Great job!
October 11th, 2006 16:36
#2
October 11th, 2006 22:25
love #4!
October 11th, 2006 22:36
4