Haiku Contest For “Diwali”
It’s time for one of those famous LITO haiku contests. This week it will be about the episode Diwali.
I think we’ll stick with just haikus. The Limericks didn’t bring in a lot of competitors. (And it may have scared a few away.)
For those of you visiting for the first time, a Haiku is a “Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.” So basically, you have to have three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables and they don’t have to rhyme. Of course, instead of nature or season, we are going to write about that weeks episode. It can sum up the whole plot, or just one part that you liked. After a couple days, we’ll choose a winner.
Kevin has a foot disease
That JAM not as sweet.
I turn it over to you…
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November 5th, 2006 10:29
Jim’s in a back seat
Pam is in the driver’s seat
What did her text say?
November 5th, 2006 12:20
The Kama Sutra
Have a happy Diwali
These are not my shoes
November 5th, 2006 13:04
Andy and Jim sang
“Tuna! Are you kidding me?!”
Andy was impressed
Also, though you stated that we didn’t have to make limericks, I couldn’t resist. Here is my (feeble) attempt.
While Jim and Andy drank booze
Michael sang about hindus
He reached a new low
After Carol said no
Then he said, “these aren’t my shoes”
November 5th, 2006 13:12
Ready to party?
Big Tuna is so cute drunk!
Karen knows this too…
November 5th, 2006 13:27
First time for Pichael?
I hope Jim comes to save her.
Pam is not for Mike.
November 5th, 2006 15:54
Dancing, food, and lights
Diwali brings love and loss
Hindu Halloween
November 5th, 2006 15:54
Does Jim get message
that Pam is sending to him
will we ever know?
Jim rides bike to work
it makes him sweaty *smile*
Karen says cute basket
Michael gets up nerve
ask Carol to marry him
can we talk alone?
Diwali party
food, dancing, and proposal
take off your shoes, please
1 2 3 take shot
karen dumps hers in trash can
holds her liquor well
November 5th, 2006 21:17
jim is fitting in.
“tuna! are you kidding me?”
“you okay?” “so good.”
November 5th, 2006 22:23
“Oh no! What is this?
Angie didn’t do her job…
These are not my shoes!”
November 6th, 2006 00:43
ARM passed out
Dwight played guitar for Mike’s song
Angela ate bread
November 6th, 2006 08:21
I guess I wasn’t the only one ready with some limericks, so here they are…
It’s party time for Diwali
Everyone eats and is jolly
Then Michael supposes
So he simply proposes
Now he’s regretting his folly
Pam is not in a funk
And Jim is just getting drunk
Now Karen is there
To give us a scare
Is their relationship sunk?
November 6th, 2006 19:58
Pam texted Jim
But he wasnt sober
is that realtionship over?
i hope not
Diwali
texts, proposals, drinks
what should an office fan think?
Michael loses his missus
tries to give pam his kisses
jim gets drunk, pam’s texts are sunk
what will happen next?
what did it say in that text?
texts,proposals,drinks
Diwali
November 9th, 2006 12:52
My haiku:
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
Sorry it wasn’t related to the episode, but I took artistic license and decided to go with it.
November 10th, 2006 10:49
drinking from Diwali haiku.
Tip Goes the Shot Glass
Karen Does Not Drink whiskey
wants to sleep with Jim?
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Tip Goes The Shot Glass,
Halpert Wasted, Karen Not,
Andy sleeps at work.
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