Ben Franklin
Ben Franklin is an employee of The Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania. Is is hired by Jim to enterntain the female employees at a bachelorette party for Phyllis.
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February 8th, 2007 06:51
If I remember correctly, his real name is Gordon. He does not really have syphilis. He REALLY knows his Ben Franklin trivia.
February 8th, 2007 06:51
His real name is Gordon and he thinks that he and Pam have a certain “electricity”
February 8th, 2007 06:57
He calls his wife “plump.”
February 8th, 2007 07:46
I’m 99% sure that is not the real Ben Franklin. I do remember he was a good president, though.
February 8th, 2007 10:27
He is both near-sighted and far-sighted. That’s why he invented bifocals.
DAMMIT!!
DwightK
February 8th, 2007 18:06
His teeth are not pretty, to put it kindly.
February 9th, 2007 18:10
New character:
Uncle Al. Al is Phyllis’ uncle. He has brown eyes and dementia. He was invited to Phyllis’ wedding, although Dwight is able to convince him that he was a wedding crasher.