Ben Franklin

Thursday, February 8, 2007
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Ben Franklin is an employee of The Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania. Is is hired by Jim to enterntain the female employees at a bachelorette party for Phyllis.

7 Comments

  1. Adam says:

    If I remember correctly, his real name is Gordon. He does not really have syphilis. He REALLY knows his Ben Franklin trivia.

  2. Sarah says:

    His real name is Gordon and he thinks that he and Pam have a certain “electricity”

  3. christy says:

    He calls his wife “plump.”

  4. temp says:

    I’m 99% sure that is not the real Ben Franklin. I do remember he was a good president, though.

  5. DwightK says:

    He is both near-sighted and far-sighted. That’s why he invented bifocals.

    DAMMIT!!

    DwightK

  6. Dr Dentist, DDS says:

    His teeth are not pretty, to put it kindly.

  7. Jodi says:

    New character:

    Uncle Al. Al is Phyllis’ uncle. He has brown eyes and dementia. He was invited to Phyllis’ wedding, although Dwight is able to convince him that he was a wedding crasher.

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