Life In The Office

Life in the Office Presents: Real Fans of Genius

Today, we salute you, Ms. or Mr. Office Fan. Whether it’s sending faxes from the future or forwarding inappropriate emails like it’s hot, you support the fine men and women of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton. While most people are content to sit on the sidelines in their workplace, you forge ahead, participating in the party planning committee or hunting down the person who left a joint in the parking lot. No one realizes the stress of your modern office or how often you die of boredom at your desk, but you carry on, finding strengths in the simple things of life, whether it’s posters featuring babies dressed as adults, Pink the person, pink the color, beets, art, soft pretzels, or a Big Gulp of vodka.

So put that annoying co-worker’s stapler in shiny Jello, pusher of the paper. You deserve it after the day you had. It was long, hard, and you have to do it again and again if you want to stay on top.