I Can’t Breathe
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I can’t breathe because I’m laughing way too hard.
NEW PROMO FOR SEASON 4 WITH NEW FOOTAGE!!! *Spoilers* Spoilers*
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August 29th, 2007 19:33
Oh My God Elyse! You just made my night! It make me all squishy inside to see those guys again…Thanks for the link!
Donna (sweetchariots)
August 29th, 2007 19:34
I’m so excited. SO EXCITED.
August 29th, 2007 20:43
I envy Andy. I grew up in Scranton, and I never even DREAMED of inner-tubing down the Lackawanna to the Susquehanna, all the way to Chesapeake Bay and BACK again. What an over-achiever!
August 30th, 2007 06:28
THAT IS AWESOME
August 30th, 2007 12:30
I heart Jimmy.
August 30th, 2007 13:31
Oh my God. Karen’s line almost made me cry. I’m living in a hotel right now, and I just screamed. JIM AND PAM!! Plus, I have a feeling by the way she said her line, Pam and Jim are still going strong…must be akward for Karen. HA HA!! :] :] :]
August 30th, 2007 14:06
I just love Stanley
August 31st, 2007 05:14
No more episodes of The Office in iTunes! NBC has pulled all of it’s programming.
http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/31/nbc-cancels-itunes-contract/
August 31st, 2007 17:28
OMG OMG OMG - thank you for this post. I laughed and laughed! Oh, the editing just makes it fantastic - I am already 30% happier and 100% psyched for September 27th. Love Stanley’s delivery - Stillll heeerreeee.
rebecca
August 31st, 2007 20:33
Thanks for posting this, it’s great!
One comment for Andy, as a native Pennsylvanian….
the river is most commonly pronounced “sus-quh-hahn-nuh” not the way he said it. No biggie, just wanted to point that out. Thx again.
September 1st, 2007 19:46
FINALLY! This just TOTALLY made my night! Thank you, thank you, thank you! HAHA! I almost felt bad for Karen…then Pam spoke! And I feel bad for Kelly. Ryan’s kinda of a jerk. I find it hard to believe that he’d forget he was dating someone for over half a year…
Well, either way, that was AMAZING! Can’t wait ’till the 27th! The start of season 4 is going to be the only think keeping me going for the first few weeks of school. lol
September 2nd, 2007 08:14
Wow, that was so, so, funny, but unfortunately I didn’t catch all the word they speak as I’m not an English-speaker. So would any of you guys be kind enough as to make some transcript for non English speaker like me? Thanks!
September 8th, 2007 13:32
Great video. It’s too bad you are not updating the site as much anymore. Brian used to do such a good job!
September 12th, 2007 21:33
Transcript for aaaabbbb:
Michael: I had a very interesting summer. My girlfriend moved into my crib
with me, so that is very nice.
Dwight: I had an interesting summer.
I got an infection from contaminated ground water and almost died.
Michael: Seriously?
Dwight: Yes. Fact: An improperly-dug
outhouse is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Michael: Eeeweh..Your life is just…so disgusting.
Jim: Michael went through a phase this summer
where he called me Jimmy.
Said he always wanted a friend or a dog named Jimmy.
That’s what he told me. So this summer it was all,
Come on in here Jimmy. Come into my office, Jimmy.
Sit boy, sit. Heel.
Karen: My summer was pretty good.
I saw some great movies, I tried some new restaurants.
Oh, and Jim dumped my ass and left me crying by a fountain in New York City…
How was your summer?
Pam: The New Pam is letting her hair down. I’ve been saying that for a long
time, but I never actually did it. Then Jim called me a
hyprocrite, so, voila
I’m already 30% more unpredictable.
Michael: Saw Ratatouille.
Walked out of it. Did not buy it.
Jan made me watch “Y tu mama tambien (pronounces it ‘Why two
mama tambien’),” which means throw mama from the tambien.
Liked Ratatouille better.
Angela: I went to the Poconos with a gentleman friend.
He shot…something.
I don’t want to talk about it.
Phyllis: Bob and I finally
received our wedding gift from Michael.
It was a place setting…but not what that we registered for.
We now have 7 beautiful settings in white, and
one that’s Transformers.
Andy: Did I have a good summer? Hmm.
Let me see. I innertubed. Starting in Scranton,
down the Lackawanna River to the Susquehanna all the way to the Chesapeake
Bay. And back.
Kevin: I took up waterskiing, which is awesome…I love driving that
motor boat.
Creed: Turns out I have grandkids. And kids.
Ryan: Everything changed. The whole world changed for me.
I have a new life, I have new friends.
Stanley: Still here.
Ryan: I don’t really remember much about Scranton. Think I dated a black girl.
Kelly: Oh, I don’t miss Ryan at all. I’m so happy for him.
I mean, he’s come _such_ a long way. When I first started dating him,
he was a virgin.
Or, he _seemed_ like a virgin.
Dwight: Everyone have a nice summer?
Yeah?
Have fun?
Go to swim camp
Eat snow cones?
Pony rides?
Yeah? Well, summer’s over! Time to get back to work!
September 12th, 2007 23:15
Corrected transcript for aaaabbbb follows. No copyright infringement intended.
Michael: I had a very interesting summer. My girlfriend moved into my crib
with me, so that is very nice.
Dwight: I had an interesting summer.
I got an infection from contaminated ground water and almost died.
Michael: Seriously?
Dwight: Yes. Fact: An improperly-dug
outhouse
is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Michael: Eeew..Your life is just…so disgusting.
Jim: Michael went through a phase this summer
where he called me Jimmy.
Said he always wanted a friend or a dog named Jimmy.
That’s what he told me. So this summer it was all,
Come on in here Jimmy. Come into my office, Jimmy.
Sit boy, sit. Heel.
Karen: My summer was pretty good.
I saw some great movies, I tried some new restaurants.
Oh, and Jim dumped my ass and left me crying by a fountain in New York City…
How was your summer?
Pam: The New Pam is letting her hair down. I’ve been saying that for a long
time, but I never actually did it. Then Jim called me a
hyprocrite, so, voila!
I’m already 30% more unpredictable.
Michael: Saw Ratatouille.
Walked out of it. Did not buy it.
Jan made me watch “Y tu mama tambien (pronounces it ‘Why two
mama tambien’),” which means throw mama from the tambien.
Liked Ratatouille better.
Angela: I went to the Poconos with a gentleman friend.
He shot…something.
I don’t want to talk about it.
Phyllis: Bob and I finally
received our wedding gift from Michael.
It was a place setting…but not what that we registered for.
We now have 7 beautiful settings in white, and
one that’s Transformers.
Andy: Did I have a good summer? Hmm… let me see.
I innertubed. Started in Scranton,
down the Lackawanna River to the Susquehanna all the way to the Chesapeake
Bay. And back.
Kevin: I took up waterskiing, which is awesome…I love driving that
motor boat.
Creed: Turns out I have grandkids. And kids.
Ryan: Everything changed. The whole world changed for me.
I have a new life, I have new friends.
Stanley: Still here.
Ryan: I don’t really remember much about Scranton. Think I dated a black girl.
Kelly: Oh, I don’t miss Ryan at all. I’m so happy for him.
I mean, he’s come _such_ a long way. When I first started dating him,
he was a virgin.
Or, he _seemed_ like a virgin.
Dwight: Everyone have a nice summer?
Yeah?
Have fun?
Go to swim camp?
Eat snow cones?
Pony rides?
Yeah? Well, summer’s over! Time to get back to work!