Sorry to be so late with this, guys! Been very busy. But enough excuses, let’s go!
Last week, some fans were upset with all of the rampant cutthroat back-stabbery that was “New Leads”. Well, this time we get The Office the way we generally like it; crazy co-workers as big dysfunctional family, along the lines of “The Dundies” and “Casino Night”, with the requisite romantic entanglements. And it was pretty good… although I’m gonna need somebody to explain Pam to me. Would YOU try to set up someone who dumped your own mother??? Read on »
So, I may not have found any new Scranton leads, but instead let’s think of this column as a big, ol’ stinky beanbag chair that I’ve tied to the top of the LITO-mobile. 
Top o’ the Mornin’ to ya, LITO readers! Sure and begorra, it’s St. Patrick’s Day in Scranton. Michael comes into the office and gleefully grabs some green M&M’s from Erin’s festive reception desk. He exclaims, “Green M&M’s?! Nature’s viagra!” Everyone seems to be a good mood. The camera pans around the office to show that mostly all (except Angela) are smiling and a wearin’ o’ the green. Kelly and Ryan walk by, they’re arguing about going to a St. Patrick’s day party after work. Meredith, looking so pretty in her green dress, interupts them and tells them to stop fighting. She says, “Don’t fight today. There is just one perfect day a year. There’s no hassles, no problems, no kids.” Ryan questions her, “Why no kids?” Kelly chimes in, “Yeah, where are your kids?!” Meredith gets upset, “Nope! Nuh-uh! Not TODAY!” and she stalks away. I guess in the world of an alcoholic (Meredith), there is no greater day than St. Patrick’s Day, where drunken debauchery is not only accepted but is encouraged? The only question is…what did she do with her kids?!