Life In The Office ~ Broccoli Rob’s Finale

Monday, May 20, 2013

Here at “Life In The Office,” we are sadly clearing out our desks and emptying the break room refrigerator. Kevin just took the last sixpack of Pepsi, and bundled up his many scripts of the finest Office fan fiction ever written. Jossifer whisked away the box with the crumbs of her outrageously good homebaked desserts, along with her well-worn manual of how to keep a rickety, outdated website up and running. Donna has packed away her many hats, including the LITO Regional Manager cap, and the Assistant to the Assistant LITO Regional manager cap. Suri has hauled away her keyboard on which she banged out all those heartfelt episode recaps, resplendent with her wit and wisdom. And I just boxed up my coveted LITO Oven Mitt, presented to me for, uh… “Scrantonicity’s” many contributions to LITO, such as filing up the most space.

I will always remember the impromptu dancing that we all did in the LITO office to “Boogie Wonderland.” And let’s not forget that LITO “Booze Cruise,” when I ended up on the deck in the moonlight, just staring at you guys……………………… for 27 seconds. Yeah, I Will Remember You.

Thanks everyone for reading, commenting and contributing to “Life In The Office.” I think we all wish there was a way to know that we were in the good old days before we’ve actually left them. 😉


~ Broccoli Rob


  1. Ann says:

    I SEE what you did there, with that extra-long ellipsis……………………… 27 dots; one for each second of Jim’s silent, lovestruck stare at Pam. So, ONE dot = ONE second!

  2. Broccoli Rob says:

    Yes, that IS the mathematetical formula; ONE dot = ONE second. Thanks for taking the time to count the dots! 😉

  3. Kevin Greene says:

    I didn’t pick up on that! Nice!

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  5. Kevin says:

    I know nobody comes on here anymore sadly, but after just watching the season finale it brought me to extremely hard sobbing. What a fantastic show and being from Scranton, the big 18634 or 18501. God I am so heartbroken. I need a therapy group.

    1. Bob says:

      Hey, Kevin! I’m from 18509, in Dunmore. And I miss the show, too. (By the way, I just checked the zip code 18501; you were pretty darn close to the mythical Dunder Mifflin office!) :)

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