Archive for the ‘Audio Clips’ Category

Maybe I’m just a man and I don’t understand these things, but I was a little confused by the Jan/Michael bathroom scene during the Cocktails episode.

From what I can tell, Michael was being a little much during the whole episode. As is usually the case, he was trying to be friendly with eveyone but was a little inappropriate. You could tell that Jan was getting more and more annoyed and she even vented a little bit during her talking head.

When Michael invited the CFO to Sandals, Jamaica (all inclusive) and talked about Jan on their vacation, it became too much. And here is where I got confused. Jan pulled Michael out of the room and I assumed he’d get yelled at, but instead she needed her a serious piece of Michael’s Man Meat. What in the world?

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Here is the audio from the bathroom:
[audio:http://www.lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/bathroom.mp3]

Here is the audio from the “talk” later:
[audio:http://www.lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/cartalk.mp3]

Now, I have two guesses:

  1. The fact that Micheal was a little inappropriate and out of touch with party manners really got Jan turned on. She likes that Rebel in him and she needed some right then. Later in the car talk, she mentioned how exciting it was to sneak around and maybe she was trying to produce some of that magic.
  2. Jan wanted to be as inappropriate and forward and as sassy as possible so it would scare Michael away for the rest of the night and she wouldn’t have to worry about his remarks.

Am I just totally missing something here? Maybe the femail LITO-ites can explain to the rest of us the working of Jan’s mind.

I wasn’t going to do the audio clips from this last episode because the last few additons to The Office Audio Clips didn’t seem so anticipated. I figured I’d take a break. But, I’ve received 64 emails in the last few days asking for them. Who would have thought.

So here are my favorite audio clips from “The Return”

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Addition By Subtraction
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Addition%20By%20Subtraction.mp3]
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An Overreaction
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/An%20Overreaction.mp3]
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Congratulations Universe
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Congratulations%20Universe.mp3]
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My Freaking Phone
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Freaking%20Phone.mp3]
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Gaycation
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Gaycation.mp3]
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Hey Boss
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Hey%20Boss.mp3]
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His Giant Head
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/His%20Giant%20Head.mp3]
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It Takes A Big Man
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/It%20Takes%20A%20Big%20Man.mp3]
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Up In My Bidness
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/My%20Bidness.mp3]
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My Cell Phone Device
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/My%20Cell%20Phone%20Device.mp3]
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Nailed It
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Nailed%20It.mp3]
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Standing Right Here
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Standing%20Right%20Here.mp3]
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Sucking Up To Me
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Sucking%20Up%20To%20Me.mp3]
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Ten Years Ago
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Ten%20Years%20Ago.mp3]
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The Plans From Andy
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/The%20Plans%20From%20Andy.mp3]
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The New Ringtone
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/The%20Ringtone.mp3]
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The Parts
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Three%20Parts.mp3]
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Three Words
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Three%20Words.mp3]
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We Broke His Brain
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/We%20Broke%20His%20Brain.mp3]
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Yes
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thereturn/Yes.mp3]
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To add to our existing post of Audio Clips From The Office, here are my favorite blurbs from “Traveling Salesmen.”

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Amazing Office Race
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Amazing%20Office%20Race.mp3]
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Counter The Blow
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Counter%20The%20Blow.mp3]
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Critique By Stanley
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Critique%20By%20Stanley.mp3]
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Dwight Approves Of Karen
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Dwight%20Approves%20Of%20Karen.mp3]
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Dwight Farewell Speech
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Dwight%20Farewell%20Speech.mp3]
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Harvey The Computer
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Harvey%20The%20Computer.mp3]
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I Schruted It
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/I%20Schruted%20It.mp3]
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Jim And Dwight Tag Team
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Jim%20and%20Dwight%20Tag%20Team.mp3]
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Oompa Loompa Song
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Oompa%20Loompa.mp3]
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Ryan Takes The Lead
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Ryan%20Takes%20The%20Lead.mp3]
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Strike Three
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Strike%20Three.mp3]
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The Assignments
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/The%20Assignments.mp3]
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The Plan Of Andy
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/The%20Plan%20Of%20Andy.mp3]
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Why Do You Lie, Liar?
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/travelingsalesmen/Why%20Do%20You%20Lie%20Liar.mp3]
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Here is the next installation of audio clips from The Office. A Benihana Christmas was so good…it was a Christmas miracle.

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A Brownie Dilemma
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/A%20Brownie%20Dilemma.mp3]
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A Dead Goose
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/A%20Dead%20Goose.mp3]
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An Invitation
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/An%20Invitation.mp3]
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And Circle Gets The Square
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/And%20Circle%20Gets%20The%20Square.mp3]
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Bros Before Hos
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Bros%20Before%20Hos.mp3]
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Carol Arrives
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Carol%20Arrives.mp3]
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Christmas Is Cancelled
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Christmas%20Is%20Cancelled.mp3]
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A Christmas Miracle
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Christmas%20Miracle.mp3]
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Dinner Conversation
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Dinner%20Conversation.mp3]
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How To Butcher A Goose
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/How%20To%20Butcher%20A%20Goose.mp3]
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I Marked Her Arm
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/I%20Marked%20Her%20Arm.mp3]
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It Hurts
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/It%20Hurts.mp3]
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Karaoke Dwight
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Karaoke%20Dwight.mp3]
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Karaoke Kevin
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Karaoke%20Kevin.mp3]
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Karaoke Michael and Andy
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Karaoke%20Michael%20and%20Andy.mp3]
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Karen Is Ousted
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Karen%20Is%20Ousted.mp3]
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Michael Arrives
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Michael%20Arrives.mp3]
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Shut It
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Shut%20It.mp3]
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Stevie Wonder Is Married
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Stevie%20Wonder%20Is%20Married.mp3]
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Surprise For Carol
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Surprise%20For%20Carol.mp3]
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Taking This Too Far
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Taking%20This%20Too%20Far.mp3]
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The Excuses
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/The%20Excuses.mp3]
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Two Parties
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Two%20Parties.mp3]
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Validity Committee
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/abenihanachristmas/Validity%20Committee.mp3]
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I have had a few emails coming in asking about the song that Creed was singing during the karaoke party on the Christmas episode. As many of you may have guessed, this is a song from Creed’s actual cd.

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If you go to his official site, you’ll see that he has released three solo cd’s. On his first cd title “The 80′s”, there is a song called “Spinnin’ N Reelin’” and that is the song that he was singing.

The whole album is available from CDBaby.com. I just ordered it for myself as a Christmas present. I also took the 2 minute sample from the site so you could listen to it here. If you like it, you ought to buy his cd too. Anything to support our homeboy Creed.

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/SpinninNReelin.mp3]
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As we kill time before tonight’s episode, why not have another installation of Audio Clips from The Office. This episode is The Alliance.

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The Bird-Day Card
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Bird%20Day%20Card.mp3]
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Deer Vision
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Deer%20Vision.mp3]
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Form An Alliance With Me
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Form%20An%20Alliance%20With%20Me.mp3]
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Gambling
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Gambling.mp3]
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How Is Your Nephew?
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/How%20Is%20Your%20Nephew.mp3]
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How To Build Morale
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/How%20To%20Build%20Morale.mp3]
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It Was Anonymous
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/It%20Was%20Anonymous.mp3]
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Little Lamb
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Little%20Lamb.mp3]
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Meredith Has Bad Breath
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Meredith%20Has%20Bad%20Breath.mp3]
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Mint Chocolate Chip
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Mint%20Chocolate%20Chip.mp3]
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Next Birthday
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Next%20Birthday.mp3]
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Reading The Card
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Reading%20The%20Card.mp3]
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Shake It Up
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Shake%20It%20Up.mp3]
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The Gun Show
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/The%20Gun%20Show.mp3]
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The Michael
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/The%20Michael.mp3]
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The Skuttlebutt
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/The%20Skuttlebutt.mp3]
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Toby and Kevin Alliance
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/Toby%20And%20Kevin%20Alliance.mp3]
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You Were Surprised
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/thealliance/You%20Were%20Surprised.mp3]
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I think that most people are looking forward to an audio clip of Andy playing Rainbow Connection. That’s here, as well as a few other clips from The Convict to add to our audio clips category. Just try and listen to Prison Mike without laughing. “I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAAAAAIGHT!!!”

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Andy Flirts
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Andy%20Flirts.mp3]
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Coach Jim
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Coach%20Jim.mp3]
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Convicted Toby
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Convicted%20Toby.mp3]
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Helpful Toby
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Helpful%20Toby.mp3]
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I Am So Horny
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/I%20Am%20So%20Horny.mp3]
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I Play The Banjo
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/I%20Play%20The%20Banjo.mp3]
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Jim Confesses
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Jim%20Confesses.mp3]
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Kevin Full Of Fear
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Kevin%20Full%20Of%20Fear.mp3]
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Prison Mike
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Prison%20Mike.mp3]
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The Rainbow Connection
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/The%20Rainbow%20Connection%201.mp3]
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Toy Paper Clips
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Toy%20Paper%20Clips.mp3]
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Who Is The Convict?
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/theconvict/Who%20Is%20The%20Convict.mp3]
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While we’re killing time until the episode tonight, why not have the next installation of The Office Audio Clips series. Here are my favorite clips from Health Care:

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A Tough Assignment
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/A%20Tough%20Assignment.mp3]
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Antibodies
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Anitbodies.mp3]
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Can I Fire Jim?
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Can%20I%20Fire%20Jim.mp3]
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Choculitis
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Choculitis.mp3]
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Dr. Michael Scott
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Dr%20Michael%20Scott.mp3]
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Dwight Fails
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Dwight%20Fails.mp3]
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Go To The Bathroom
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Go%20To%20The%20Bathroom.mp3]
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Happy Employees
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Happy%20Empolyees.mp3]
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Hot Dog Fingers
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Hot%20Dog%20Fingers.mp3]
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I Am Too Busy
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/I%20Am%20Too%20Busy.mp3]
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I Have A Life
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/I%20Have%20A%20Life.mp3]
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I Need An Office
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/I%20Need%20An%20Office.mp3]
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Inventing Diseases
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Inventing%20Diseases.mp3]
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Inverted Penis
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Inverted%20Penis.mp3]
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Let Me Out
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Let%20Me%20Out.mp3]
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Lion Health Care
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Lion%20Health%20Care.mp3]
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Pam-a-lam-a Ding Dong
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Pam-a-lam-a%20Ding%20Dong.mp3]
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Pass It To Jim
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Pass%20It%20To%20Jim.mp3]
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Someone Has It
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/Someone%20Has%20It.mp3]
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This Is Improv
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/This%20Is%20Improv.mp3]
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What About The Surprise
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/healthcare/What%20About%20The%20Surprise.mp3]
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What a great episode. I hope you enjoyed them.

Well, my original plan was to start from the early episodes and make my way thru grabbing audio clips. But, The Merger had so many great parts that I thought I’d jump ahead to that one. (Don’t worry, I’ll still do the others.)

Here are my favorite audio clips from The Merger:

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Michael’s A++
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/A%20Plus%20Plus.mp3]
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Andy Arrives
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Andy%20Arrives.mp3]
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Andy’s Charm
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Andys%20Charm.mp3]
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Creed Agrees
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Creed%20Agrees.mp3]
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She’s Probably Italian
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Fillepelli.mp3]
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Jim Arrives
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Jim%20Arrives.mp3]
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Karen Arrives
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Karen%20Arrives.mp3]
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Lazy Scranton
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Lazy%20Scranton.mp3]
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Meet The Competition
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Meet%20The%20Competition.mp3]
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Orientation
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Orientation.mp3]
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A Man Out Of Your League
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Out%20Of%20Your%20League.mp3]
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Phyllis’s Perfume
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Phylliss%20Perfume.mp3]
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The Scranton Witch Project
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Scranton%20Witch%20Project.mp3]
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The Elevator Scene
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/The%20Elevator%20Scene.mp3]
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The Lunch Lady
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/The%20Lunch%20Lady.mp3]
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The Reunion Of Jim and Dwight
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/The%20Reunion.mp3]
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Who’s Number Two?
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/Whos%20Number%20Two_.mp3]
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The Office Roxbury
[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/themerger/roxbury.mp3]
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This is the second in a series on Life In The Office called “Audio Clips.” It takes a lot of work, but if I see that these are well liked I’ll be making my way thru each episode and grabbing the best lines so we can enjoy them again and again.

Following are clips for Diversity Day:

Not A Bad Day

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/badday.mp3]
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The Beach

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/beach.mp3]
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The Card Game

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/cardgame.mp3]
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Chris Rock Bit

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/chrisrock.mp3]
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Cookie Cookie

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/cookie.mp3]
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Not The Expression

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/expression.mp3]
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Colored Greens?

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/greens.mp3]
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Dwight’s Hero Definition

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/heros.mp3]
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Ignorance

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/ignorance.mp3]
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Indian Style

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/indian.mp3]
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Mexican

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/mexican.mp3]
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Mr. Brown

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/mrbrown.mp3]
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An Open Mind

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/openmind.mp3]
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Our Way

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/ourway.mp3]
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Race

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/race.mp3]
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Need A Signature

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/signature.mp3]
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Pam’s Solitaire

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/solitaire.mp3]
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Diversity Tomorrow

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/video.mp3]
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Am I A Woman?

[audio:http://lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/audio/woman.mp3]
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