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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8
I tried looking at your link Bob, but it was too blurry. This link above was a bit clearer. I was pretty sure she was an elevator girl, but after watching again (haven't seen video in many years), she's one of the mannequin girls (black bikini). She's actually in the video more than I remember her being. The video shows her pre-boob job. During the first summer I knew her, she enhanced quite a bit! lol I don't feel bad telling tales because you guys don't know her name. And after all, this stuff that happened was almost 20 years ago now.
| Quote: | | I have a lot to say on this subject. Donna |
Yes you did and I agree with everything you said. I'm sure between the two of us, we have many more hair-curling (or toe-curling, depending on your pov) stories to tell. Something about restaurants... 
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| Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Boy, I wish I worked in a restaurant... lol... I worked in a supermarket... |
KG, you worked in a supermarket? OK, inevitably, here it comes...  ... I'm now picturing Kevin, standing ominously in his white smock, speaking in a low, threatening voice... growling "Clean-up on aisle five."  |
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| Quote: | Boy, I wish I worked in a restaurant... lol... I worked in a supermarket but that's not quite the same thing...
That is a funny coincidence, Bob, the Aerosmith reference. But why would you think that we wouldn't know the original song? That was a pretty popular tune. |
I forgot to mention Bob's thinking of the Aerosmith video before I mentioned my friend had a part in it. Freaky. That song/video was a huge hit, so I guess it's not a long trip from elevator to walk-in. Pretty weird coincidence though!
| Quote: | That's funny that your husband is never too thrilled when this woman comes to town, Donna. She has quite a rep, huh?
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yea, my hubby's not a big fan. She's always been trouble with a capital T. I don't blame him though. Actually, I haven't seen her in years now. The last time we were in touch was maybe 6 years ago? She doesn't live around here anymore and her parents moved too.
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| Quote: | | now picturing Kevin, standing ominously in his white smock, speaking in a low, threatening voice... growling "Clean-up on aisle five." |
Sounds more horror story than PDA, but it is a strong visual you created there Bob!
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| Donna wrote: | | Quote: | | now picturing Kevin, standing ominously in his white smock, speaking in a low, threatening voice... growling "Clean-up on aisle five." |
Sounds more horror story than PDA, but it is a strong visual you created there Bob! |
Donna, it's not horror story... it's Michael Scott, who delivered this line twice in "Threat Level Midnight."  |
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No, I remember Michael Scott's line Bob, I think I was just referring to you describing him as threatening. Sorry, trying to be funny. Swing and a miss apparently 
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| Donna wrote: | | Swing and a miss apparently |
Swing and a miss by me, too. I was trying to inject a little drama into Kevin's supermarket scenario; I was imagining an overly enthusiastic PDA in aisle five, which is where the cans of whipped cream can be found. I guess I forgot to mention that in my imaginary store layout. 
So we both swung and missed. Well, when Kevin checks this out, I bet he will hit it out of the park. (In keeping with the "baseball theme," it should be mentioned that LITO has closets for all the bases... no homers.) |
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| Quote: | | (In keeping with the "baseball theme," it should be mentioned that LITO has closets for all the bases... no homers.) |
All hail Bob, King of the Segue!
Seriously, how you manage to link everything back to topic is amazing to me. And, you bring up a great point.
The office "sex closet".
I wonder who came up with that idea? To me, it seems like an idea one of the male writers came up with that somehow didn't get shot down at the round table.
Why a male writer?
Because, most women don't cotton to the idea of the unromantic closet quickie. We need a bit more than a small, dark, closet to get our fantasy neurons firing. Not that we wouldn't go into that closet with our sweetie, but it's certainly not the most desired place.
Guess it all goes back to that old saying, "women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place".
Now that I've thoroughly stirred the pot, what say you all?!
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| Donna wrote: | | ...get our fantasy neurons firing... |
If I had the ability to write Office fiction, I would craft a cold opening consisting of Dwight and Angela accidentally converging in front of Dunder-Mifflin's "hook-up" closet. Their small talk would soon turn flirtatious, culminating in Dwight wiggling his eyebrows, and smirking "Angela... have I gotten your fantasy neurons firing?"
Donna, that is a great point about the "hook-up" closet being the  idea of a male writer. And an apropos quote about women needing a reason, and men just needing a place."  Although, speaking for myself, I'm not too thrilled about snuggling in an unlit, cramped cubbyhole amongst sharp-edged boxes of toner cartridges. 
Wasn't this interesting: The first few years of The Office featured Jim and Pam pining longingly for one another. Viewers lived and died with every step forward, and every gut-wrenching setback of their unspoken courtship. Then, perhaps too quickly for us, they got together, tied the knot, had a kid, and settled into a "normal" routine. Now, the idea of a spontaneous hook-up in a closet seems ridiculous to them... right?...  ...  ...  ...  ... until they ended up like this: 
I can imagine a female Office writer tossing that idea out there. |
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| Quote: | | I can imagine a female Office writer tossing that idea out there. |
Well, when you put it like that, it does work. If the romance build-up is in place, we can see our lovers hooking-up anywhere, just as long as they do it.
However, I will stick to my guns and say that it would be a major let-down if our favorite couple started off their um....relations in a closet. After they're established themselves as a solid couple, if they want to change it up a bit, that's completely understandable. But like you Bob, I don't see the draw of the dark, cramped quarters.
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| Donna wrote: | | ...it would be a major let-down if our favorite couple started off their um....relations in a closet... |
I don't recall any mention of our favorite couple, in regards to the start of their, um... relations. I'm guessing that the topic was thoroughly, exhaustively covered in the annals of Office fan fiction under the catagory "Erotica."
That's pretty funny that "PDA" showed Pam and Jim struggling with the notion that they should, uh... "rise to the occasion," and "indulge" in the confines of the office closet. As if to affirm to themselves that... "We're still wild and crazy." |
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| Quote: | | I don't recall any mention of our favorite couple, in regards to the start of their, um... relations. I'm guessing that the topic was thoroughly, exhaustively covered in the annals of Office fan fiction under the catagory "Erotica." |
Ah...you know me too well Bob!
No, I don't believe the show ever did cover that topic. I could be wrong, but I don't think fans got anything about their beginnings except that announcement of "we're dating" after the cameras busted them leaving the office together.
But I guess fans can assume that if JAM was initially squeamish about Office-monkey-business than they would not have been cool with closet-nookie for their first time. Let's hope it was a bit more romantic than that anyway!
I haven't checked out Office fan-fic in a long time, but I would bet money there are oodles of stories out there that could fill-in-the-blanks about JAM's new relationship.
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| Donna wrote: | | Quote: | | I can imagine a female Office writer tossing that idea out there. |
Well, when you put it like that, it does work. If the romance build-up is in place, we can see our lovers hooking-up anywhere, just as long as they do it.
However, I will stick to my guns and say that it would be a major let-down if our favorite couple started off their um....relations in a closet. After they're established themselves as a solid couple, if they want to change it up a bit, that's completely understandable. But like you Bob, I don't see the draw of the dark, cramped quarters. |
Yeah, I definitely agree with you, Donna. Not these two. I couldn't see their first encounter being like that. It wouldn't be them, you know? Later on maybe.. lol... like you said. But not at first. I imagine that they would've wanted to be as far from the office as possible when it came to that.
And Bob... the "Clean up in Aisle Five" coincidence is very funny. I worked in the dairy department as well. But never saw anything the least bit sexy... just old ladies knocking over carefully put together displays of sour cream. I wanted to kill her... "Clean up in Aisle Five", indeed....
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| Quote: | | I wanted to kill her... |
See? Scary stuff at the supermarket. Once again, visions of bloody aprons and menacing voices fill my head.
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| kgreene wrote: | | ...I worked in the dairy department as... But never saw anything the least bit sexy... just old ladies knocking over carefully put together displays of sour cream. I wanted to kill her... "Clean up in Aisle Five", indeed.... |
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See? Scary stuff at the supermarket. Once again, visions of bloody aprons and menacing voices fill my head. |
Bob, speaking into recorder: "LITO story idea: Kevin keeps a script in his desk at work...it's his secret project; an action/adventure movie titled "Clean-Up On Aisle Five." He will begin filming the flick, using fellow LITO-ites as actors."
Do we at least get to choose our roles? Or will KG cast Donna as the checker and Bob as the bagger? (and of course, himself as the mild-mannered dairy clerk that saves the world!)
This would be a great way to cast former LITO-ites in roles as supermarket workers and shoppers... like our favorite Australian, B-Pot. She was plucky and quirky, in a good way.
"Clean-Up On Aisle Five"... ... I'm visualizing the movie poster now. |
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| Donna wrote: |
I haven't checked out Office fan-fic in a long time, but I would bet money there are oodles of stories out there that could fill-in-the-blanks about JAM's new relationship. |
I just did a random hit on the "More Than That" site under "Jim and Pam/Erotica." And what, pray tell, did I find? A story about the Dunder-Mifflin gals buying "toys" at one of those girls-only "Passion Parties."  Uh... We here at LITO kicked that idea around years ago, as a potential cold opening. Of course, this erotic story is probably years old, too. But it's still a funny coincidence.
Also, our LITO idea was always to write a "passion party" cold opening that actually could be broadcast on TV. This particular erotic tale got, uh... pretty specific with the details. |
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| Quote: | | We here at LITO kicked that idea around years ago, as a potential cold opening. |
Oh yeah! I think I may have started that conversation. I've been to more than a few of those parties, and i was probably telling you guys about it. It's kinda like our generation's Tuperware party. Titillating the first party, but after that you dread them like any other home-party.
I'd like to read that story and see how it goes. Did you read it? If you still have the link, email me. It may be complete junk, but now I am curious....
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| Donna wrote: | Titillating the first party, but after that you dread them like any other home-party.
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I burst out laughing at the thought of "dreading" one of these "parties." Our hotel recently hosted another one by "Slumber Parties," http://www.slumberparties.com/, a bitter rival of "Passion Parties." http://www.passionparties.com/
"Passion Parties" uses the slogan "Tupperware with a buzz." Doggonnit, I can't stop thinking about Phyllis hosting one of these wing-dings for the Dunder-Mifflin gals. |
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I've heard of Slumberparties, but only have been to Passionparties. They must be more East coast? Anyway, these parties are a one-trick-pony (if you pardon the pun).
Ooh, isn't that so naughty & scandalous?!
Maybe I'm just old-school and prefer my kink to come with a heavy does of shame & a sturdy brown wrapper (kidding!)
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